Standings: The Current Poll (9/16/19)
 

Why did you tune in to this '90s relic of a soap opera?


Nostalgia is the next best thing to feeling alive:
===========.......................................266 votes, 21.57%
My name is Rip Van Winkle and I just woke up; what did I miss?:
====..............................................97 votes, 7.87%
I'm trying to pretend the last 20 years never happened:
==========........................................248 votes, 20.11%
I mean, if it worked for Friends, why not?:
==................................................53 votes, 4.30%
I came here looking for a receptacle in which to place the cremated remains of my deceased Java applets (think about it):
=======================...........................569 votes, 46.15%
(Total number of votes cast: 1233)

 
 
Final Results: The Previous Poll (6/6/03)
 

Which clause buried in the fine print of Microsoft's latest "free stuff for schools" antitrust settlement proposal gives you the most pause?


"Vouchers not redeemable for products made by companies whose names rhyme with 'Shmapple'":
..................................................0 votes, 0.00%
"Redeeming vouchers for non-Microsoft products requires that said products be set on fire":
=======...........................................1 votes, 12.50%
"Any use of vouchers requires giving Steve Ballmer a big wet sloppy kiss on the mouth":
=======...........................................1 votes, 12.50%
"All free software comes with complimentary flesh-eating space locusts":
=========================.........................4 votes, 50.00%
"Offer not valid where prohibited by our own reluctance to comply":
=============.....................................2 votes, 25.00%
(Total number of votes cast: 8)

 
 
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Vote Early, Vote Often!
Why did you tune in to this '90s relic of a soap opera?
Nostalgia is the next best thing to feeling alive
My name is Rip Van Winkle and I just woke up; what did I miss?
I'm trying to pretend the last 20 years never happened
I mean, if it worked for Friends, why not?
I came here looking for a receptacle in which to place the cremated remains of my deceased Java applets (think about it)

(1233 votes)

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