TV-PGOctober 8, 1997: (Sorry—this was before we started writing intro text for each episode!)
But First, A Word From Our Sponsors
 

From the writer/creator of AtAT, a Pandemic Dad Joke taken WAYYYYYY too far

 
"It's Not You, It's Me" (10/8/97)
SceneLink
 

The honeymoon's over: Macintouch has lots of tidbits on the aftermath of the end of licensing as we knew it. After having told Apple to "hit the road," Motorola is dumping all of their Mac OS machines in an attempt to leave the ugly past behind. Apparently they are soliciting bids from distributors to buy their entire remaining inventory in a single lot, nonreturnable. How's that for a clean break? After the rocky relationship with the Mac, Motorola's sworn off new relationships for a while.

Meanwhile, not so for spurned lover Power Computing; after being dumped by Apple for wooing the wrong customers, Power has now reportedly sold out of many models, including all PowerBases, all PowerCenter Pro 210's, and all low-profile models. Power had priced their remaining Mac OS boxes at fire-sale level just to get rid of them, forget the past, and move on. They've got a new love now in the guise of Microsoft (for whom they had eyes all along, some say), with whom they hope for a nice, stable (albeit bland) relationship; but we bet that every time they close their eyes, they see the Mac's alluring smile...

 
SceneLink (63)
Tangled Web A-Weavin' (10/8/97)
SceneLink
 

A faithful viewer gave us an unconfirmed rumor of a disturbing nature. Most of you have probably visited Apple's web site at one time or another. What you may not have known (but probably could have guessed) is that it's run almost entirely by a slew of PowerMacs-- Apple Workgroup Servers, to be exact. This award-winning site is a perfect rebuttal to the old saw that "Macs make lousy web servers." So why, pray tell, is Steve Jobs planning on replacing those Macs with expensive new Sun workstations?

As our cloak-and-dagger source points out, the Macs are handling the site's traffic just fine. Plus, they are easy to administer and incredibly secure. And it's not like the Suns will run Rhapsody or anything. So why?

AtAT's recent server problems notwithstanding, the Mac is an excellent web server platform and we're a little taken aback that Uncle Steve would eliminate one of its best showcases. If anyone in the know can confirm or deny these rumors, you know where to reach us. (We've since seen that Macintouch has posted this rumor, too.)

 
SceneLink (64)
Sincerest Flattery (10/8/97)
SceneLink
 

Well, we at AtAT now know that we have officially "arrived." Check out the London Independent article "`Way Cool' Episodes Enliven the Apple Soap Opera" and tell us that we aren't a trend-setter. ;-) It actually is a pretty good article to get a quick overview of the whole Apple situation, but we're not sure it's what we'd call "balanced reporting."

We'll let this infraction slide, but if we see a new Apple-based soap opera appear on NBC next week, someone's gonna get sued.

 
SceneLink (65)
← Previous Episode
Next Episode →
Vote Early, Vote Often!
Why did you tune in to this '90s relic of a soap opera?
Nostalgia is the next best thing to feeling alive
My name is Rip Van Winkle and I just woke up; what did I miss?
I'm trying to pretend the last 20 years never happened
I mean, if it worked for Friends, why not?
I came here looking for a receptacle in which to place the cremated remains of my deceased Java applets (think about it)

(1247 votes)

Like K-pop, but only know the popular stuff? Expand your horizons! Prim M recommends underrated K-pop tunes based on YOUR taste!

Prim M's Playlist

DISCLAIMER: AtAT was not a news site any more than Inside Edition was a "real" news show. We made Dawson's Creek look like 60 Minutes. We engaged in rampant guesswork, wild speculation, and pure fabrication for the entertainment of our viewers. Sure, everything here was "inspired by actual events," but so was Amityville II: The Possession. So lighten up.

Site best viewed with a sense of humor. AtAT is not responsible for lost or stolen articles. Keep hands inside car at all times. The drinking of beverages while watching AtAT is strongly discouraged; AtAT is not responsible for damage, discomfort, or staining caused by spit-takes or "nosers."

Everything you see here that isn't attributed to other parties is copyright ©,1997-2024 J. Miller and may not be reproduced or rebroadcast without his explicit consent (or possibly the express written consent of Major League Baseball, but we doubt it).