Japanese Pizza? Hmm... (11/19/98)
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It's probably too early to say for sure just yet, but initial observations indicate that Apple's $29.99-a-month consumer loan program is indeed helping to bolster the iMac's already-strong sales. When the program was officially announced a couple of weeks ago, however, we weren't overly impressed; rumors had been circulating that the interest rate on the loan would be a respectable 8%, but instead it turned out to be nearly 15%. That's still low compared to a lot of credit cards, and it's on par with the interest rate charged by Gateway's successful Your:)Ware program, but it means that if you make your minimum $29.99 payment each month, you'll be doing it for a whopping 67 months before you've paid off your iMac.

At the cost of three pizzas a month, that's a lot of pizzas. Two hundred pizzas. Yes, if you only ever make the minimum payments, you're paying over $2000 for a $1299 iMac. Sure, it's worth it to many people who just can't lay out $1299 right now but still want a computer, so we think it's a nice program to have around... It's just that we can't help feeling a little jealous of those Macophiles over in Japan. According to AsiaBizTech, Apple Japan has just announced their own version of the loan: dubbed the "Apple Smart Loan," it allows customers to borrow up to 200,000 yen (that's almost $1700 U.S.-- plenty to get an iMac and a few peripherals) at a 1% interest rate. If we had such a great interest rate available over here, we'd be giving up a lot fewer pizzas for the sake of owning an iMac.

The Goddess of Interest Rates is a fickle one, indeed; we've got to assume that this incredibly low interest rate in Japan is due at least in part to Apple's big push to grow its overseas markets in a big way. Still, you take what you can get, we suppose. And in case you were wondering, no, even we wouldn't give up pizza for five and a half years to own an iMac. We'd rather give up something less crucial to survival, like heat. (What did you think we were going to say-- cable? Get real.)

 
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The above scene was taken from the 11/19/98 episode:

November 19, 1998: Apple execs are probably giddy as elves following more indications that the iMac could be really big this holiday season. Meanwhile, Japanese iMac buyers taking advantage of the consumer loan program have to skip a lot fewer pizzas than their American counterparts, and Bill Gates is getting itchy to testify as a surprise witness...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 1159: Hearts and Minds (11/19/98)   It's no big secret that Apple really only wants one thing for Christmas-- market share. The problem is, market share is hard to come by in this Microsoft-dominated computerscape. The key to winning market share is to get the Apple brand on everyone's mind, by advertising, news coverage, word of mouth, and any other methods that might work...

  • 1161: Surprise Witness (11/19/98)   Think being the richest man in the world would make someone relatively free from frustration? Not so, according to an Associated Press article. Bill Gates is reportedly very unhappy with his continual taped appearance on "Redmond Justice," which seems to happen every few days...

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