Get Your Motor Running (1/22/99)
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If all of those studies are to be believed, there are plenty of benefits to being a Mac user instead a PC user: increased productivity, quicker return on investment, higher sense of satisfaction, all that stuff. Of course, Mac users don't need fancy studies to tell us that computing with a Mac is just plain fun, as well. But in recent months it's looked like we Mac users might be in danger of losing one of the most important benefits of all-- that whole techno-rebel image. C'mon, admit it-- there's a certain pride in choosing a platform that only one person in fifteen or twenty is actually using, especially when the press kept saying that Apple would be out of business in no time flat. It may not qualify you for a role in the upcoming sequel to "Easy Rider," but hey, it's a modern rebellion nonetheless. We gotta take what we can get, right? So that's why, even though we've all been happy about Apple's comeback, we at AtAT are just a little nervous that as the Mac becomes a more and more "acceptable" computer choice, it might lose its counterculture panache. After all, we're used to being the runner throwing the hammer through that screen that all the clones are watching.

But apparently there's no reason to worry anytime soon; recent indications show that the Mac still isn't considered a "real" computer in many circles. Certainly Macs have a long road to travel before they're welcomed in most large enterprise environments. And while the best-selling iMac has made great strides in increasing Apple's acceptibility in the home, there are still signs that there's a long way to go yet. For instance, what about PC World Magazine's recent article listing their picks for the "Top 10 Home PCs"? The article was written after the holiday buying quarter, during which the iMac was the number one selling computer in both retail stores and via mail order-- over 800,000 were sold from the middle of August through the end of the year. And yet PC World apparently felt that the iMac wasn't even worth including in the 33 systems they reviewed in their article-- or even mentioning-- let alone placing in their top ten list.

Whew! Relieved? As long as close-minded and behind-the-times publications like PC World are around, we won't have to worry about the Mac becoming too accepted or losing its rebellious je ne sais quois. It's like a great weight has been lifted from our shoulders. So fire up Steppenwolf, cut off your sleeves to reveal your "Born to Mac" tattoo, and rev up that Finder-- you're a rebel, and you'll never ever be any good...

 
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The above scene was taken from the 1/22/99 episode:

January 22, 1999: Mac users concerned about losing their rebellious image can relax, if the latest PC World top ten picks are any indication. Meanwhile, Bell Atlantic's ignorance is showing, and Intel's plan to tag computers in the wild has many privacy-concerned citizens up in arms...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 1287: Sound and Fury (1/22/99)   Speaking of arbitrary and unfair discrimination against Macs, how many of you have been considering getting a super-fast ADSL Internet connection from Bell Atlantic? ADSL, or Asynchronous Digital Subscriber Line, can yield download speeds orders of magnitude higher than you can get with a standard 56 kbps modem...

  • 1288: Big Brother Inside (1/22/99)   Just when you thought there couldn't possibly be any more reasons to use a Mac, Intel goes and throws another one on the pile. Perhaps you've heard about the Pentium III? It's yet another instance of Intel's brilliant engineers managing to strap more rocket engines onto a roller skate; the fundamental technology at the heart of the Pentium line goes all the way back to the '70's, and it's a real testament to Intel that they've managed to squeeze six gallons of juice out of a single orange...

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