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I Take a Size 5 Browser (10/28/97)
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To keep tonight's episode from being a total downer, check out this nifty San Francisco Chronicle article about "wearable web accessories." This all seems to be the natural extension of this MIT guy around here who has spent the last several years broadcasting his life to his web page. (Sorry, we don't have the URL.) He walked around all day wearing enough cybergear to stun an ox, and the digital camera in his helmet recorded images of everything he did and uploaded them via a wireless net connection to his web site. It was always a kick to see him poking around in Microcenter.

Have you read Snowcrash by Neal Stephenson? Remember the Gargoyles, who wore computer gear all over their bodies to be wired at all times? You aren't a real geek unless those Ray Bans are pulling in HotWired, buddy.

 
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From the writer/creator of AtAT, a Pandemic Dad Joke taken WAYYYYYY too far

 

The above scene was taken from the 10/28/97 episode:

October 28, 1997: (Sorry—this was before we started writing intro text for each episode!)

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 127: Jobsless in Cupertino (10/28/97)   Well, the news (apparently) finally came today, and if it's true, we at AtAT consider it a blow to Apple, as well as to the Macintosh world at large. Steve Jobs has announced that he will not become Apple's permanent CEO, according to a Reuters story, which quotes a Pixar executive. Jobs reportedly broke the news to analysts in a conference call on Monday afternoon...

  • 128: StrongARMing Newton (10/28/97)   It became clear today that yesterday's settlement between Digital and Intel may drastically affect the future of the Newton line. Why? Because Intel just bought all of Digital's chipmaking facilities, and Digital doesn't just make the Alpha, which is used in high-end desktop systems and servers-- they also make the StrongARM processor that is the heart of the MessagePad 2000 and 2100, and was likely to be the processor for newer eMate systems...

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