Portable Color Therapy (2/1/99)
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Here's an interesting fun fact we've noticed in the past few months: it's tough to be sad when there's an iMac in the room. Really, there's something about the overall physical design that just exudes happy rays, or something. It's rounded, translucent, and-- perhaps most importantly-- brightly colored. The Bondi blue model gracing the AtAT offices pumps out enough cheer to brighten a sizeable area, maybe fifteen or twenty radial feet. We imagine that one of the new fruit-flavored units might be able to brighten an even larger area. Trust us, it's a nice addition to a room during the blah and dreary winter months. Anyone who tells you that brightly-colored computers are not a real innovation probably hasn't spent much time with them. An iMac already seems cheap, but that $999-$1199 price seems even better when you consider the money you'll save on psychiatric sessions to treat seasonal depression disorder.

The only problem, of course, is that even we can't spend our entire lives in the same room, even if there is an iMac in it. Eventually we've got to leave, and the cold, grey world soon erases any happy influence that the iMac's cheerful coloring might have imprinted on our souls. That's why we're so anxiously awaiting Apple's consumer portable, code-named "P1" and said to be an iMac squished down into a mini-PowerBook form factor. And Apple Insider reports that Apple has finally finished the P1's plastics, and apparently the curvy little numbers will be available in a variety of flavors, just like the current iMacs. Mix and match, trade with your friends! Finally, we'll be able to take the iMac's cheerful energy with us wherever we go. Maybe we'll even get a few so we can choose a color of the day depending on our mood. It's probably the closest we're going to get to our wish for honest-to-goodness Mood iMacs and the like.

We're certainly not surprised by the news that the P1 will come in different colors; heck, even the eMate, the P1's evolutionary ancestor, was available in a variety of bright translucent hues, and anything else in the P1 would be a step backwards. Still, it's nice to have confirmation, even if it's not "official." Now our only challenge is to remain patient while Apple works out the final details; the P1 is expected to ship with the moniker "WebMate" sometime within the next 120 days, with an iMac-style pre-release hypefest announcement sometime this month or next. In meantime, we'll just bask in the glow of this here iMac and only leave the room when absolutely necessary...

 
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The above scene was taken from the 2/1/99 episode:

February 1, 1999: There's trouble a-brewing in Cork, as Apple prepares to lay off some five hundred factory workers. Meanwhile, the soon-to-be-introduced consumer portable will come in fruit flavors just like the iMac, and Fox Interactive gives us one more reason never to leave the house...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 1309: Tough Times in Cork (2/1/99)   Looks like the luck of the Irish is about to run out-- at least, if you happen to be a factory worker assembling iMacs in Apple's plant in Cork. Rumors have been flying for days that Apple plans to cut something like five or six hundred jobs there, due to production plan changes that could drastically alter the plant's personnel needs...

  • 1311: Embarrassment of Riches (2/1/99)   Isn't it nice how Apple's finally doing so much to encourage games development for the Mac platform? Not that we personally have ever suffered from a dearth of entertainment software; in fact, we've got games we still haven't even taken the shrinkwrap off yet...

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