M$ Running Scared (10/31/97)
SceneLink
 

Okay, maybe not running scared-- call it a brisk walk, if Julia Angwin of the San Francisco Chronicle is to be believed. Take a gander at her article, "Microsoft Fears That It May Lose Its Dominance." Angwin's angle is pretty straightforward: Microsoft's fears are evident by their tactics and targets.

Netscape is one of Bill's big boogeymen, of course; Netscape has a percentage of the browser market almost as high as Microsoft's percentage of the desktop OS market, and the Web has the potential to make operating systems obsolete in some sectors. Enter MSIE, a direct competitor to Navigator-- and a free one, at that. And giving it away apparently wasn't working well enough at capturing browser percentages, since we've heard PC manufacturers testify that Microsoft forced them to ship MSIE with all Windows-loaded systems. And perhaps most telling of all is a 1995 internal Microsoft memo in which Bill Gates admitted that it was "scary" that Netscape Navigator had the potential of replacing Windows on net-based PC's.

Then there's Sun, whose platform-independent Java language is another lurking horror for Bill. Java's whole purpose is to run on any platform, thus making the operating system irrelevant. If I were Bill, that'd keep me up at night, too. So what to do? Why, sabotage it by shipping a Windows version that's incompatible with other systems.

Sadly (or happily, depending on your perspective), Apple is not mentioned as a threat alongside Netscape and Sun. But regardless, It's kind of fitting that on Halloween we're discussing the fears of Microsoft, who are themselves one of the most feared companies on earth. Now if only Elvira were here.

 
SceneLink (138)
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors
 

From the writer/creator of AtAT, a Pandemic Dad Joke taken WAYYYYYY too far

 

The above scene was taken from the 10/31/97 episode:

October 31, 1997: (Sorry—this was before we started writing intro text for each episode!)

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 136: Is Carlton the Victim? (10/31/97)   After yesterday's little drama between Mac OS Rumors and Jim Carlton of the Wall Street Journal surfaced, it was only a matter of time before Carlton's side of the story came to light. Our buddies over at Mac-Mania have the scoop. It seems that now the tables have turned; in Carlton's response to Rumors' public accusation of unethical behavior and implied blackmail, he paints himself the victim, expressing bewilderment at the charges, and citing his journalistic integrity as his drive to report both sides of the story-- "the good, as well as the bad."...

  • 137: More Power Woes (10/31/97)   Man, we'd love to tell you some good news about Clone War casualty Power Computing one of these days, but only the bad stuff keeps popping up. Amidst rumors of massive layoffs in their Wintel development section, they are now being sued for.....

Or view the entire episode as originally broadcast...

Vote Early, Vote Often!
Why did you tune in to this '90s relic of a soap opera?
Nostalgia is the next best thing to feeling alive
My name is Rip Van Winkle and I just woke up; what did I miss?
I'm trying to pretend the last 20 years never happened
I mean, if it worked for Friends, why not?
I came here looking for a receptacle in which to place the cremated remains of my deceased Java applets (think about it)

(1287 votes)
Apple store at Amazon

As an Amazon Associate, AtAT earns from qualifying purchases

DISCLAIMER: AtAT was not a news site any more than Inside Edition was a "real" news show. We made Dawson's Creek look like 60 Minutes. We engaged in rampant guesswork, wild speculation, and pure fabrication for the entertainment of our viewers. Sure, everything here was "inspired by actual events," but so was Amityville II: The Possession. So lighten up.

Site best viewed with a sense of humor. AtAT is not responsible for lost or stolen articles. Keep hands inside car at all times. The drinking of beverages while watching AtAT is strongly discouraged; AtAT is not responsible for damage, discomfort, or staining caused by spit-takes or "nosers."

Everything you see here that isn't attributed to other parties is copyright ©,1997-2024 J. Miller and may not be reproduced or rebroadcast without his explicit consent (or possibly the express written consent of Major League Baseball, but we doubt it).