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MY Laptop's Bejeweled (11/1/97)
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Hey, we're proud to announce that this week's Clueless Statement Award goes to Tod Caflisch, director of information systems at the San Antonio Spurs Basketball Club Ltd., for his proclamation, "There's not a lot of status in sitting on an airplane playing with a PDA when you can pull out a laptop." He is quoted thusly at the end of a nice Computerworld article on the eMate, Apple's splefty low-cost Newton-based PDA/laptop hybrid. It's currently marketed at the educational market, but rumored to be surfacing in a business version soon.

Tod wins the honor hands-down not only for considering the "status factor" of a portable computing device its highest priority (more important than, say, cost, weight, durability, or ability to get the job done), but also for having such whacked-out priorities while heading up an information systems department! Congratulations, Tod! Keep this honor in mind when you lose your job for buying two dozen jewel-encrusted, solid-gold forty-pound 386 laptops at $20 grand apiece because they look snazzy and really wow the guys in the next aisle.

 
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The above scene was taken from the 11/1/97 episode:

November 1, 1997: (Sorry—this was before we started writing intro text for each episode!)

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 140: Rhymes With Lincoln? (11/1/97)   Ever since word got out that IBM was halting production of the 604e variant known as the Mach 5 (the one that Apple uses in the currently-shipping 8600 and 9600 Powermacs), we've been wondering what chip would take its place in Apple's upcoming high-end machines, codenamed PowerExpress and apparently destined to ship with the unfortunate moniker "Powermac G3 Extreme."...

  • 141: Beam Me Up, Sculley (11/1/97)   The San Jose Mercury News has a nifty little story on the legendary top-secret Star Trek project. For those of you who don't know, Star Trek was Apple's attempt to run the Mac OS on Intel hardware back in 1992...

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