Brainstorming the Plot (3/16/99)
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So "Redmond Justice" is on hiatus, the star lawyers are probably off sunning themselves on some beach somewhere, and the show's fans are battling withdrawal symptoms until the trial resumes sometime in mid-April. But just because the show's not on the air doesn't mean that a lot of behind-the-scenes work isn't being done. Even as we speak, the "Redmond Justice" writers are huddled together in smoke-filled rooms brainstorming just what will happen next on everyone's favorite antitrust courtroom drama.

During the last several weeks of the trial, it became more and more obvious that the writers were foreshadowing a pretty solid government win. (Microsoft's defense, overall, may well have been better presented by an organ grinder's trained monkey and a pair of Furbies-- with or without batteries.) But once the verdict rolls in, then what? Well, according to the New York Times, those attorneys general of the nineteen U.S. states that are co-litigants in the Justice Department's case are kicking around all kinds of ideas now that they feel they're so likely to win. The remedy listed as "least likely" is a breakup of Microsoft into multiple "Baby Bills," each reponsible for a different software unit-- as in, one company does Windows, another does Office, a third does Explorer and Outlook, etc. Another possibility is that Microsoft might get splintered into multiple companies that all work on all of Microsoft's products, each competing against the other. Still another option is to force Microsoft to license the Windows source code to other companies, "instantly creating competition in the operating system business." All interesting plot twists, to be sure.

It's important to remember that this is all conjecture at this point-- it's certainly still possible for the inimitable Judge Jackson to rule in Microsoft's favor, making the whole issue of penalties moot. Sure, the writers would have to come up with a pretty serious twist for Microsoft to emerge from this battle as the winners, but we don't want to underestimate them; after all, they came up with all that great stuff about the faked video evidence, which was just about the last thing we ever expected to see in an antitrust trial. Here's hoping that the writers keep us all guessing.

 
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The above scene was taken from the 3/16/99 episode:

March 16, 1999: It's here: Mac OS X Server finally arrives, and its sticker price is only half what the world expected. Meanwhile, Apple announces its entry into the "open source" party with Project Darwin, and the nineteen states who are co-litigants in the Justice Department's case against Microsoft consider how to "correct" the company if (when?) it loses...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 1401: Rhapsody in X-- Finally (3/16/99)   So another Apple event has come and gone. This latest one wasn't a massive media feeding frenzy, due primarily to the relatively small and specific audience at which the announced product is targeted, but there was still reason to dance once the smoke cleared...

  • 1402: Open Source, Open Mind (3/16/99)   It may not make people's eyes spin around and turn into little dollar signs, but the fact that Apple is making part of Mac OS X Server into an "open source" project may have even greater long-term ramifications than the news about the product's spiffy low price...

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