Junk Food For iMacs (5/17/99)
SceneLink
 

We admit it-- we're not big fans of the Tricon "holy trinity of fast food franchises." Even before the AtAT staff all became vegan, the food at Taco Bell, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and Pizza Hut struck us as, well, kinda gross. About the most involved we'd get with any of that food was a personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut once in a while, just because they were readily available as a quick meal-on-the-go from the college dining halls. And these days we have to object to Taco Bell just on principle, because that damn chihuahua irritates us to no end. (Don't even get us started on the inexplicable push to unite KFC and Taco Bell into a single baffling restaurant...)

That said, though, we can't dislike those restaurants entirely-- especially now that ehMac reports that, as part of their "Defeat the DarkSide" Star Wars: Episode I promotion, they're giving away iMacs. So if you chow down at any of those three restaurants, make sure you enter to win, because you might get a side order of iMac with your Gorditas and your bucket of Extra-Crispy™. (There are other prizes, of course, like a Lincoln Navigator, a trip around the world, and even an actual hovercraft Land Speeder-- but as we all know, nothing's cooler than an iMac.)

So if you've been longing for an iMac but you can't quite justify the expense, it's time to start maxing out your diet with tons of fat, sodium, and dubious nutritional content. Who knows? You might just get lucky. ;-)

 
SceneLink (1540)
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors
 

Mash-ups and original music by AtAT's former Intern and Goddess-in-Training

Prim M at YouTube
 

The above scene was taken from the 5/17/99 episode:

May 17, 1999: Could it be possible? Could somebody other than Apple really be spending money to promote iMacs? Meanwhile, the world's toughest PowerBook emerges from a tornado virtually unscathed, and the junk food triumvirate joins forces with Star Wars to give away iMacs...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 1538: Someone Else's Money (5/17/99)   The past two years have shown us lots of things happening in the Mac world that most of us may never have expected to see. For instance, raise your hand if, two years ago, you could have foreseen Apple releasing a consumer system that would become the best-selling home computer in the retail market...

  • 1539: Auntie Em! Uncle Henry! (5/17/99)   You knew your PowerBook was rugged, you knew it was durable-- after all, you've dragged it all over the world, to hell and back, and it took a licking and kept on ticking. But has your PowerBook survived an actual tornado?...

Or view the entire episode as originally broadcast...

Vote Early, Vote Often!
Why did you tune in to this '90s relic of a soap opera?
Nostalgia is the next best thing to feeling alive
My name is Rip Van Winkle and I just woke up; what did I miss?
I'm trying to pretend the last 20 years never happened
I mean, if it worked for Friends, why not?
I came here looking for a receptacle in which to place the cremated remains of my deceased Java applets (think about it)

(1287 votes)
Apple store at Amazon

As an Amazon Associate, AtAT earns from qualifying purchases

DISCLAIMER: AtAT was not a news site any more than Inside Edition was a "real" news show. We made Dawson's Creek look like 60 Minutes. We engaged in rampant guesswork, wild speculation, and pure fabrication for the entertainment of our viewers. Sure, everything here was "inspired by actual events," but so was Amityville II: The Possession. So lighten up.

Site best viewed with a sense of humor. AtAT is not responsible for lost or stolen articles. Keep hands inside car at all times. The drinking of beverages while watching AtAT is strongly discouraged; AtAT is not responsible for damage, discomfort, or staining caused by spit-takes or "nosers."

Everything you see here that isn't attributed to other parties is copyright ©,1997-2024 J. Miller and may not be reproduced or rebroadcast without his explicit consent (or possibly the express written consent of Major League Baseball, but we doubt it).