New Front-Runner (11/6/97)
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Stop them presses... Webintosh is reporting that the new front-runner in the Apple CEO race is Ed McCracken, the former CEO of SGI. Ed announced his resignation from SGI about a week ago, following "disastrous" financial results due to SGI's difficulty in penetrating the UNIX server market, according to a Techweb story. (Nice to see that Apple's not the only company Techweb describes as "beleaguered.")

SGI still has a bio of McCracken on their site. Salient points:

  • He joined SGI in 1984 and since then has raised their yearly revenues by nearly 700-fold!
  • Before that, he spent a 16-year executive stint at Hewlett Packard.
  • In 1995 he was awarded the U.S. National Medal of Technology from President Clinton.
  • His photo makes him look like an odd cross between Tommy Lee Jones and Ed Begley, Jr.
 
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From the writer/creator of AtAT, a Pandemic Dad Joke taken WAYYYYYY too far

 

The above scene was taken from the 11/6/97 episode:

November 6, 1997: (Sorry—this was before we started writing intro text for each episode!)

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 154: It Ain't Over Yet (11/6/97)   Apple's buyout of Power Computing is on hold due to a federal antitrust review, according to the Austin American-Statesman. But instead of being a surprising federal attack on Apple for anticompetitive practices, Power's corporate counsel John Teets says "[the review] appears to pertain to [the Department of Justice's] ongoing investigation of Microsoft."...

  • 156: MessagePad Still Kicking (11/6/97)   A few sites, including Mac OS Rumors, are reporting that the MessagePad 2100 will not be the last in the MessagePad line, as has been widely rumored, following several layoffs in the Newton department...

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