Takes A Licking... (8/3/99)
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We admit, we were more than a little disappointed when we first saw an iBook up close and personal. And not because of the styling, or the color choices, or anything like that-- we were bummed out because of the iBook's sheer size. It's a behemoth. It's bigger than a Wall Street PowerBook G3, and its color scheme makes it look even bigger than that (since white and orange aren't exactly as slimming as Wall Street's sleek black). And beyond that, it's heavy; 6.6 pounds according to the Apple reps at the Expo, and 6.7 pounds according to Apple's web site-- heavier than a current PowerBook, which packs a lot more functionality, such as a bigger screen, swappable expansion bays, a PC card slot, video out, an extra USB port, stereo speakers, and a built-in microphone. In fact, the iBook's feature set is minimal enough that it probably could have been a less-than-four-pounds subnotebook, as the rumors originally implied it would be. So what's with the bigness and the heaviness?

Well, we think Andy Ihnatko has answered our question. In his latest column at MacCentral, he regales us with the tale of his trip to Apple to spend some quality time with an iBook. He was intrigued with reports that the iBook had been designed to withstand "life in a backpack," so he decided to test the unit's ruggedness. First he tested the innovative latchless lid-closing mechanism by throwing the iBook in the air a few times; on the final toss, he even "grazed a lighting fixture," but the iBook stayed shut. As he continued to ask questions of the three Apple reps present, he decided to "swing the iBook into the table leg over and over again," but the iBook showed no signs of damage. In fact, Andy notes that "near the end, [he] was swinging it into the table with considerably greater gusto than [he] had originally intended, but no matter"; the iBook still booted up just fine, and looked as good as new.

Now, what's really telling about this whole ordeal is the fact that, while Andy was inflicting these horrors on the poor iBook, the three Apple reps in the room "didn't say a word" about the abuse. They were apparently perfectly confident that the iBook could withstand the punishment without breaking a virtual sweat, as it were. (They stopped him when he tried to bend the handle all the way back, but hey, nothing's invulnerable.) So all the "wasted space" in the iBook's design apparently acts as some pretty heavy-duty cushioning, giving the system the ability to survive (hopefully) the rigors of day-to-day schoolkid handling. Suddenly we're less reticent about lugging a 6.7-pound, large-binder-size iBook in our shoulder bags; to us, knowing that it'll survive the trip is worth a sore shoulder or two.

 
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The above scene was taken from the 8/3/99 episode:

August 3, 1999: FreeMac's free iMac is cheaper than some free PCs, but it's not for everybody. Meanwhile, Apple-watching prognosticators focus their full attention on "Kihei," the next-generation iMac, and Andy Ihnatko puts the smack-down on an iBook that just smiles and asks for more...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 1700: How Cheap is Your Free? (8/3/99)   Okay, it's official: FreeMac has announced its plan to give away a million free iMacs to the "right kind of people." (The "right kind of people" are generally going to be people who could pay for an iMac on their own, but we'll discuss that shortly.)...

  • 1701: Gimme $20 on Seybold (8/3/99)   You waited for over a year. You read rumors about wireless Internet access, sub-$1000 prices, instant-on, an eight-hour battery life, pen-based handwriting input, Mac OS Lite, and a gazillion other features that may or may not have made it into the final product in some form or another...

Or view the entire episode as originally broadcast...

Vote Early, Vote Often!
Why did you tune in to this '90s relic of a soap opera?
Nostalgia is the next best thing to feeling alive
My name is Rip Van Winkle and I just woke up; what did I miss?
I'm trying to pretend the last 20 years never happened
I mean, if it worked for Friends, why not?
I came here looking for a receptacle in which to place the cremated remains of my deceased Java applets (think about it)

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