And Now We Just Wait (2/22/00)
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So there it goes: the final courtroom arguments in the "Redmond Justice" trial. Wave bye-bye, because it's all downhill from here. TechWeb has a nice summary of the day's proceedings, including the statements made where the real drama takes place-- on the courthouse steps. There were no big surprises and no twists and turns; the government's Joel Klein made his requisite call for "competition on the merits" and "drastic and far-reaching" remedies, while Microsoft's senior veep for law Bill Neukom trotted out that tired old saw about how the government "seems to want to rewrite the antitrust laws in a way which would slow innovation, raise prices, and harm consumers in this country." (Yeah, Bill, of course; that's exactly what they're trying to do. Didn't you get the memo?)

As for what happened during the final arguments themselves, well, The Register has the goods. Apparently in light of Jackson's findings of fact which firmly established that Microsoft wields monopoly power, the company's legal eagles have tried a different approach: a copyright defense. The argument goes something like this; the entire "Windows experience" is protected by the copyright held for the operating system, so the government can't prevent the company from, say, adding Internet Explorer, or forcing computer manufacturers not to install competing software on the desktop, etc. Reportedly Jackson pretty much cut that argument short, though, when he stated, "copyright does not protect the conduct with which your company is charged." So much for last-ditch efforts.

Anyway, apparently Judge Jackson's verdict is now a mere "four to six weeks" away, so if Microsoft's going to settle, the clock is ticking. And given that Judge Jackson actually made a reference to John D. Rockefeller during the proceedings (Standard Oil, anyone?), we have to say, Microsoft is looking ripe for a takedown. Does anyone happen to know the Vegas odds on the trial outcome? Because the only sounder investment than Apple stock these days would seem to be a bet on Microsoft's loss in this trial...

 
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The above scene was taken from the 2/22/00 episode:

February 22, 2000: Got an iBook? Then back away slowly, shield your eyes and face, and call the bomb squad. Meanwhile, Apple brags to an analyst about some fantastic growth in fiscal 2000, and "Redmond Justice" wraps up its final courtroom arguments with a last-ditch copyright defense and the judge's ominous reference to Rockefeller...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 2110: The Lurking Horror (2/22/00)   Far be it from us, your friendly neighborhood AtAT staff, to be needlessly alarmist, but if you're one of the lucky souls who has an iBook, YOUR HARD DRIVE IS GOING TO EXPLODE AT ANY MINUTE!! Worse yet, when it does, it's going to propel shards of jagged glass, radioactive material, and tuna fish contaminated with the anthrax bacterium all over everything within a twenty-foot radius...

  • 2111: Gotta Wear Shades (2/22/00)   Sounds like someone at Apple's been flapping gums with the analysts again. Don't worry, though; the news is all good this time around. Apple's still on a hot streak, and the unnamed source representing the company evidently couldn't help but do a little financial verbal strutting...

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