Lufgt-Ip Krybiarfds? (3/6/00)
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Glory be, hallelujah, we see the light! The light-up rumor lives, and no one's giving thanks more than we are. We've been almost obsessed with the concept of light-up Macs ever since the first erroneous reports from the iMac's surprise unveiling claimed that the whole translucent case glowed eerily while the system was in use. As you all know, the iMac shipped without so much as a light-up mouse (a real feature that was removed early on in the development process), and since then, there's been no end to rumors about upcoming Macs with built-in illumination. The Lombard PowerBook was the first Mac to fulfill the promise; its white Apple logo glows brightly when the unit's on. The iBook's Apple logo also lights up, but it's more understated-- just a dim blue or orange (or grey?) halo when the screen is on.

Anyway, the latest light-up rumor we heard involved Pismo possibly shipping with a glowing keyboard. That turned out to be false, but we're happy to report that the light-up keyboard rumor is still alive and kicking. This time it's AppleInsider to the rescue, claiming that the gnomes in Apple's secret underground labs are in fact experimenting with ways to give the company's laptop keyboards a bit of Indiglo action. Reportedly the latest attempts involve putting "small lights beneath the keys" to illuminate each key from below. See? Translucency isn't just for flash.

And similarly, light-up keys aren't just a "wow" factor, either. Take us, for example; your friendly neighborhood AtAT staff never learned to touch-type, and while we're pretty proficient around a keyboard these days, those little bumps on the D and K mean nothing to us. Home keys? Don't make us laugh. So, yeah, an occasional glance at the keyboard is helpful, and what with our AirPort-equipped iBook making computing in the dark a much more likely scenario, we're really starting to appreciate the potential usefulness of glowing keys. But may we make one suggestion? For the folks out there who can touch type, we'd love to see Apple include a mode in which each key only lights up when it's pressed down. Watching someone type in the dark that way would look so awesome. Like, all Close Encounters and stuff. (We made an iMac out of mashed potatoes at dinner last night. Is that unusual?)

 
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The above scene was taken from the 3/6/00 episode:

March 6, 2000: Motorola's still got a leash on IBM, preventing the release of 650 MHz G4 chips to Apple; is this payback for the Clone Wars? Meanwhile, rumors of upcoming light-up keyboards in Apple laptops resurface with a vengeance, and sales of Windows 2000 have surpassed Microsoft's expectations, putting the number of bugs shipped at a whopping 31.5 gigabugs and counting...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 2135: Dish Best Served Slow (3/6/00)   Wow, these are strange days indeed; the PowerPC AIM alliance consists of just three entities-- Apple, IBM, and Motorola-- and by some strange twist of fate, our buddy the typically melodramatic Apple is the one not directly involved in the current soap opera...

  • 2137: 31.5 Gigabugs To Date (3/6/00)   You know, according to the Encyclopedia Smithsonian, there are 200 million bugs for every human being on this planet. Evidently, about 80% of those are in Microsoft products-- but that sure isn't stopping people from buying them...

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