Promised, Didn't Fix (3/20/00)
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Not that we're the doom-and-gloom poster children or anything, but no one ever accused us of being "too optimistic" or "not at all jaded" either. If you want consistently shiny happy commentary, you might want to look elsewhere, because as everyone knows, in soap operas you have to take the downs with the ups. See, several viewers wrote in last week taking issue with our discussion of Stephen King's latest work, Riding The Bullet, which is currently only available in an "e-book" format that's incompatible with Macs. We were accused by some of putting too negative a slant on things, particularly in light of the fact that King himself had publicly stated his intense disapproval that Mac users were shut out of reading his story. We've been assured from all corners that the situation will be fixed shortly.

Now, we at AtAT have every confidence that yes, eventually Riding The Bullet will in fact be viewable on Macs-- but we didn't feel the need to jump the gun. Sure, we've been promised a Mac-compatible version "soon," but in our experience, the word "soon" takes on a whole new meaning when it comes to promised Mac compatibility. In these situations we've found it's best to expect little and (maybe) be pleasantly surprised. That way, those inevitable disappointments aren't so tough to bear. We're certainly glad we adopted that attitude when it came to Barnes and Noble's promised platform-independent PDF version of Riding The Bullet, because otherwise we might have felt a lot more let down right about now.

So far it turns out that Barnes and Noble's promised PDF version is Pretty Darn False. Customers who signed up to receive the PDF via email instead got a notice saying that, due to overwhelming server loads, it might be a while before the file got sent out. But as faithful viewer Jim Boulter reports, when he finally got his official link to the PDF version of King's book six days later, all he found was directions to download the same still-as-yet-Mac-incompatible e-book version offered a week ago. And Jim's no fluke; a MacAddict article reports that other customers received the same bait-and-switch. So much for promises.

And is it really that surprising? King's new book is the first big title that's only available electronically and not on paper, so we find it hard to believe that the e-book people would allow the story to be released as something as easily redistributable as a PDF file; this whole stunt is meant to sell expensive e-book devices like the Rocket e-Book Pro-- hard to do with a PDF copy of the book floating around. Now we'll promptly forget all about this mythical Mac-compatible version of Riding The Bullet, read some old Clive Barker instead (in good ol' dead tree format), and be pleasantly surprised and delighted when (if?) the powers that be release a version of King's new book that all of us can enjoy.

 
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The above scene was taken from the 3/20/00 episode:

March 20, 2000: Optimists who were awaiting the PDF version of Stephen King's new book are sorely disappointed. Meanwhile, Epinions decides not to air commercial footage of a defenseless iMac being shot up by a gun-toting critic, and Motorola may be farther along than expected with development of the G4e...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 2166: Someone Call The ASPCi (3/20/00)   We really wanted to stay out of this whole Epinions brouhaha, but being compassionate souls, once we finally saw the RealVideo footage of an iMac being shot to pieces by a neckless "computer expert" with a handgun and an axe to grind, well, we can't keep silent any longer...

  • 2167: Unsafe At Any Speed (3/20/00)   Heads up, it's possible that Motorola isn't just standing still when it comes to PowerPC development. As you are no doubt aware, a European spokesperson for Motorola has "categorically denied" that the company is using certain clauses in the Altivec license to prevent fellow AIMster IBM from shipping faster, cheaper G4 processors...

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