Einstein's Spinning (4/12/00)
SceneLink
 

Let's just state, right off the bat, here, that we're not interested in debating the relative merits and weaknesses of Mac OS Rumors. Yes, we're aware that some people think the site fabricates everything it posts-- heck, there's even a highly entertaining web site dedicated entirely to debunking MOSR and launching personal attacks on the site's proprietor. On the other hand, sometimes MOSR is right on the money-- we were digging through our own reruns the other day and found MOSR's iBook specs from eight months before it was unveiled, and other than the size predictions, they were pretty darn close. As far as we're concerned, though, accuracy isn't the most important factor anyway. From our perspective, MOSR is still entertaining, and therefore we continue to read it, and occasionally work its, um, "apocryphal" info into our show's plotline.

Which leads us right into all this talk about Mac OS X's startup times. See, according to MOSR, booting a blue-and-white G3/450 running Mac OS X DP3 with only "vital services" enabled takes a mere twenty-one seconds. (By "vital services only," MOSR means that all Internet servers and AppleTalk services are turned off.) Impressive, right? Well, don't move on just yet, because MOSR claims that Apple sources expect the final, optimized, consumer-friendly version of Mac OS X to start up in ten seconds on a G4/500. With minimal services only, of course.

Now maybe it's just us, but ten seconds? Our iBook can scarcely wake from sleep mode in ten seconds, let alone start up from power-off. And every UNIX/Linux system we've ever seen takes a lot longer than that to boot, so pardon us if we're skeptical that the UNIX-rooted Mac OS X will boot in ten seconds in any configuration. We only see three plausible possibilities here. The first is that MOSR (or its source) is completely wrong, and this "ten seconds" thing came from out of nowhere. The second is that "minimal services" mode means the system starts up, but all you get is a smiley face and a "Restart" button. The third is that Apple's managed to implement a time-dilation field purely as a software module, so when Mac OS X boots, it takes two minutes in its own reference frame, but only ten seconds to the rest of the universe. Take your pick. We're betting on option three, ourselves.

 
SceneLink (2225)
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors
 

From the writer/creator of AtAT, a Pandemic Dad Joke taken WAYYYYYY too far

 

The above scene was taken from the 4/12/00 episode:

April 12, 2000: The gushing tech wounds on Wall Street continue, and AAPL takes a big hit even on the heels of an analyst upgrade. Meanwhile, rumors swirl that Mac OS X is out to break the land speed record of startup times, and 3dfx finally commits to the Mac market-- with PCI versions of its existing Voodoo4 and Voodoo5 graphics accelerator cards...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 2224: How Low Can You Go? (4/12/00)   Wheeeee! Okay, so it wasn't a roller-coaster death drop like last Tuesday's "Redmond Justice"-inspired free fall, but the sizeable NASDAQ losses for the past three days were still fun to watch, in a prolonged downhill luge-run sort of way...

  • 2226: Hooray! (Mostly.) (4/12/00)   We have some good news and some so-so news. Which do you want first? The good news is that 3dfx Interactive has finally made a concrete commitment to its months-old vague promises to support the Mac platform; Mac-specific versions of its screamingly-fast, jaw-droppingly-beautiful Voodoo4 and Voodoo5 graphics accelerators are due this July, according to MacWEEK...

Or view the entire episode as originally broadcast...

Vote Early, Vote Often!
Why did you tune in to this '90s relic of a soap opera?
Nostalgia is the next best thing to feeling alive
My name is Rip Van Winkle and I just woke up; what did I miss?
I'm trying to pretend the last 20 years never happened
I mean, if it worked for Friends, why not?
I came here looking for a receptacle in which to place the cremated remains of my deceased Java applets (think about it)

(1287 votes)
Apple store at Amazon

As an Amazon Associate, AtAT earns from qualifying purchases

DISCLAIMER: AtAT was not a news site any more than Inside Edition was a "real" news show. We made Dawson's Creek look like 60 Minutes. We engaged in rampant guesswork, wild speculation, and pure fabrication for the entertainment of our viewers. Sure, everything here was "inspired by actual events," but so was Amityville II: The Possession. So lighten up.

Site best viewed with a sense of humor. AtAT is not responsible for lost or stolen articles. Keep hands inside car at all times. The drinking of beverages while watching AtAT is strongly discouraged; AtAT is not responsible for damage, discomfort, or staining caused by spit-takes or "nosers."

Everything you see here that isn't attributed to other parties is copyright ©,1997-2024 J. Miller and may not be reproduced or rebroadcast without his explicit consent (or possibly the express written consent of Major League Baseball, but we doubt it).