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Springtime Buyout (12/2/97)
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There goes Apple Recon again, talkin' 'bout a revolution. Or at least a takeover, which is almost the same thing. Only this time, it's not Larry Ellison and Oracle who's got the itchy check-writing fingers.

Recon's saying that there are several companies large enough to try to buy Apple who are sniffing around its multicolored fruit. Just who these giants are Recon doesn't say, but in an update to their original post, they do mention that these circling predators are considering a buyout move this upcoming spring, when they expect Apple to be at its weakest. What may make this scenario truly interesting is the fact that apparently not all of the suitors are even aware of each others' intentions. Remember the "Tweety Rule" taught by classic American cartoons: when two predators both attack the same prey, it's the prey that typically comes out ahead.

Of course, Recon also says that, since they've now reported this, this "Springtime Takeover" scenario may now never happen. We think it's awfully convenient that Recon can never be wrong. ;-)

 
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The above scene was taken from the 12/2/97 episode:

December 2, 1997: (Sorry—this was before we started writing intro text for each episode!)

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 233: CompUSA Still Sucks (12/2/97)   Okay, pardon our French, but holy freakin' crap. Yes, we've heard umpteen horror stories about anti-Mac salespeople at computer superstores, and yes, we've even experienced such nightmares ourselves, but the "absolutely infuriating story" posted by MacOS Rumors (by way of Macintouch) really just takes the cake...

  • 234: COS: The Last Word (12/2/97)   MacOS Rumors has the followup on the recently-reported fact about the "COS" appearing in an old X-Files episode called "The Ghost in the Machine." In that episode, the sentient central computer system in an office building (seen labeled as "COS", for "Central Operating System") runs amok and kills various people who have the power to turn it off...

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