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Iacocca, You-acocca... (12/4/97)
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Computer Reseller News may be calling it all bunk, but rumors have been flying that none other than Lee Iacocca may become the next CEO of Apple. It may sound farfetched, but there's a resonance to the story which propels its propagation, and as we all know, nature abhors a vacuum.

As far as we know, the story started last night when MacOS Rumors reported that Iacocca had been touring the Apple facility with Steve Jobs. Apparently the two even flew between Apple facilities via helicopter. According to the Rumors reports, after the tour, the two met with the board of directors, after which Jobs left in a huff. Could Steve's snit have indicated that Iacocca would take the CEO position only if given free rein? Meaning, did the board tell Steve he's a no-go for the chairman slot?

CRN's debunking of the rumors includes quotes from Apple board member (and fellow turnaround king) Jerry York, who states that "nothing could be further from the truth." As for an emergency Apple board meeting yesterday, according to York, no board meeting occurred-- emergency or otherwise. He suggests that since Iacocca and Jobs are friends, perhaps Lee was just giving Steve some pointers. (Hey, where's official naysayer Katie Cotton in all this? Is she on vacation?)

 
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The above scene was taken from the 12/4/97 episode:

December 4, 1997: (Sorry—this was before we started writing intro text for each episode!)

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 239: The Seven Year Itch (12/4/97)   Meanwhile, there may be trouble in paradise for longtime lovebirds Intel and Microsoft, according to a Washington Post article. Barely twelve short months after they nervously asserted that network computers were impractical and no threat to their PC marketshare, Intel has announced that they are working on their own design for a low-cost "lean client" architecture. Why does this signal a potential rocky patch in the Wintel marriage?...

  • 240: Rhapsodic Over VM/PMT (12/4/97)   Gotta love that pre-emptive multitasking and non-half-assed (full-assed?) virtual memory scheme... While we haven't heard of anyone trying this stunt on a Powermac running Rhapsody DR1, MacNN has a neat item about some basic stress tests of the Intel version...

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