"Are You There? Pick Up!" (11/20/00)
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There comes a point in the life cycle of every exposed cover-up at which it becomes impossible for the perpetrators to maintain a stance of plausible deniability. At that time it's generally considered wise to drop back and punt with a damage control strategy instead. Whether or not that's what's going on with Apple is up to you to decide, but as faithful viewer Charles notes, the same company who first claimed that it didn't even have a server called "littlebuddy.apple.com" now appears to have modified its stance in the face of undeniable evidence: namely, the fact that visiting littlebuddy in a web browser clearly proves that the server exists. (In other words, it's tough to cop an "innocent" plea when you're holding the smoking gun.)

And so, Apple's official acknowledgement of littlebuddy's existence recently appeared in the form of a new Tech Info Library article laying down the party line: littlebuddy is an "Apple product registration server" which is contacted by the Mac OS 9 Setup Assistant for the secure transmission of your registration info. Apparently when littlebuddy gets your data, it sends a confirmation message back to the Setup Assistant, and thus ends the first and last time that your Mac shakes hands with littlebuddy. Unfortunately, if that confirmation message never makes it back to your Mac (because, for example, you're behind a firewall), then Setup Assistant assumes that your registration info never made it to its intended destination... and it keeps trying to contact littlebuddy over and over again, without ever receiving an answer. That's the Apple conspirators' story and they're sticking to it.

If this phenomenon happens to you, the solution is simple: just trash the "Setup Info Dispatcher" extension and restart, after which littlebuddy is just a vague memory-- some hardhearted server who never returned your Mac's calls. At least, that's what Apple wants you to think. Any number of more sinister explanations are possible, ranging from the obvious "invasion of privacy" scenarios to the more outré "littlebuddy is secretly coordinating a massive attack plan and at zero hour all Macs will rise up and turn against their masters" possibility. In reality, though, we find Apple's explanation pretty logical after all-- and if the posted fix works, then there's no harm done. Your Mac will be littlebuddy-free... except for those nights when it gets really drunk and calls it up at three o' clock in the morning.

 
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The above scene was taken from the 11/20/00 episode:

November 20, 2000: Apple admits littlebuddy.apple.com's existence-- but is the company's explanation the real story? Meanwhile, Apple resellers are justifiably peeved at the company's not-so-secret plans to open its own retail stores this April, and you can add the Power Mac G4 to the list of Apple products qualifying for hefty rebates, adding to the evidence of faster G4s by Expo...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 2689: Crossed-Fingers Promise (11/20/00)   Now that the news about Apple's planned retail outlets has graduated from "speculative rumor" to the coveted status of "well-documented certainty" (thanks to the blabbermouths on the Palo Alto architectural review board), the repercussions of the move are starting to sink in around the community...

  • 2690: Yet Another Rebate, Folks (11/20/00)   Wow, suddenly we've got rebates coming out of our ears. (No, not literally. Grow up.) Not long ago, spurred on by slow Cube sales and PowerBooks that appeared hideously overpriced compared to their recently-refreshed little iBook siblings, Apple launched a pair of rebate programs intended to help move merchandise off the shelves...

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