Stock(ing) Stuffers (12/24/97)
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Ho ho ho, News.com reports heavy trading of Apple stock in the days before Christmas. On Tuesday, some four million shares got traded, which is apparently almost twice as much as average over the past three months. Unfortunately, that heavy trading appeared to be people dumping stock, as AAPL's price dropped below 13 to approach its lowest price of the last ten years. Oof.

Of course, there's always the chance that everyone's just buying stocking stuffers for the Macophiles among friends and family. (Whassamatter, dontcha believe in Christmas miracles?)

Still, we wouldn't mind waking up tomorrow, running downstairs, and finding a few shares of AAPL in our stockings... Hey Santa, are you listening? If we just get another Miracle-Thaw® we'll be sorely disappointed.

 
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The above scene was taken from the 12/24/97 episode:

December 24, 1997: (Sorry—this was before we started writing intro text for each episode!)

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