More COS Conspiracies (1/9/98)
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Remember COS? Of course you do, because it's the farfetched hoax that just won't die. Despite its "firm" release date of last November, the public hasn't seen any test data or even a single screen shot of the $99-shareware wonder-OS that claims to do everything but walk your dog. (And given Omega's claims so far, we half expect them to tell us that the dog-walking feature will be included in the COS 1.1 update.)

The latest news to surface about this vaporware comes from the German Mac news site, MacGadget. Apparently, Omega states that COS' delay is due to "financial difficulties," and Omega is seeking a new investor. (Hey Omega-- when you find one, point them our way, because we've also got a nice bridge they may be interested in buying.) MacGadget did a little digging and found that Omega's financial difficulties began as soon as a top manager for Microsoft Germany joined the investment firm's control department. They speculate, therefore, that Microsoft may be deliberately suppressing COS' development for any of three reasons:

  • Omega has apparently stated that COS could run on Intel, so perhaps Microsoft doesn't want the competition.
  • Given the rumors that Microsoft is having difficulty with the development of future versions of Windows, maybe they're interested in buying the COS code for their own use.
  • Or, maybe they're just looking out for their new 150-million-dollar-buddies, Apple, by killing this potential competitive threat on the Mac side. (Ain't that sweet?)

An English translation of the MacGadget article has been added to MacInTouch's COS page.

Okay, this is all well and good-- except for the fact that no one has ever given us a single reason to believe that the COS is anything but a hoax in the first place. We have to admit, we're rather fond of how the COS stories just keep going and going and going. Wasn't it Joseph Goebbels who said that if you make a lie big enough and keep repeating it, everyone will believe it?

 
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