Over Before You Knew It (12/13/01)
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'Tis a sad day, indeed, for "Redmond Justice" has finally wound to a close. That news may come as a shock to those of you who have been following the antitrust action from the very beginning, because you probably thought that a federal judge still needs to approve the proposed settlement between Microsoft and the Justice Department before the case can officially be considered over and done with. We thought that, too, but evidently we were wrong-- at least, if Microsoft's latest actions are any indication.
See, faithful viewer chollyhead noticed a CNET article which reports that Microsoft has already gone ahead and named two "compliance officers" responsible for ensuring that the company sticks to the behavioral changes outlined in the consent decree. That'd be the new consent decree, mind you, as opposed to that old one from '95 which Microsoft treated with as much respect as it would a used Kleenex facial tissue. But hey, this time will obviously be different-- these two compliance officers will make sure of that! Especially since one of them is already on the Microsoft payroll in the company's "Law and Corporate Affairs antitrust practice group." (Way to inspire confidence...)
Now, clearly Microsoft wouldn't jump the gun and appoint compliance officers before the settlement was even approved, right? As Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer himself stated, "As a major employer and a leader in our industry, we take our legal obligations very seriously." Therefore, the company would never try to influence a judge to approve a proposed settlement by enacting the restrictions in said settlement before it's been given the go-ahead. No sirree Bob. Apparently all that stuff we heard about a sixty-day period of public comment followed by another thirty days of Justice Department response before the judge even has the option of approving the settlement was just a hoax.
Then again, if Microsoft is enacting compliance months before the settlement is even approved, we can only hope that the judge isn't naïve enough to fall for a blatantly transparent "we'll be good little boys" act. As faithful viewer Jonathan Fletcher pointed out, the Senate Judiciary Committee is pretty skeptical about the settlement proposal, at least according to the New York Times, so here's hoping that people in general aren't really as painfully stupid as Microsoft seems to think they are.
As for those nine states still pushing for tougher (read: "actual") penalties, check out The Register's commentary on Microsoft's ranting attempt to get the judge to force them to accept the settlement as it's currently worded-- it's worth a giggle. And here's hoping that Microsoft's voluntary early compliance with the as-yet-unapproved consent decree only shows the judge just how ineffectual those "remedies" will be before she actually accepts or rejects it...
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| | The above scene was taken from the 12/13/01 episode: December 13, 2001: More info on the Amazing Date-Jumping Keynote only serves to make things even more mysterious. Meanwhile, Microsoft begins "compliance" with its "Redmond Justice" settlement before it's even been approved, and sometimes evidence of upcoming Apple products comes in the strangest forms...
Other scenes from that episode: 3450: Better Early Than Never (12/13/01) For those of you still trying to coax some semblance of sense from the Expo keynote's sudden move from Tuesday, January 8th to Monday the 7th, we've got a little more info for you-- but be warned: all it does is muddy the waters even more... 3452: Does It Come With iMovie? (12/13/01) Finally, we have definitive and undeniable proof that Apple will dramatically alter the iMac's industrial design next month! "So just what is this proof," we hear you ask; "is it a batch of blurry spy photos hurriedly snapped by an Apple employee with a Jobsian death wish?"...
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