Aqua In The Candy Dish (3/12/02)
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Way back in January, faithful viewer jeffNOTjon alerted us to the fact that a certain very famous brand of candy was about to undergo a radical change, and that Mac users could turn the situation to their advantage if they were organized and crafty. However, at the time, no action could yet be taken, so, instead of spreading the word to the short-memoried rabble (that's you) who would surely forget all about it long before the fateful time came upon us, we resolved to sit on the story until such time as massive action by the Mac community at large could be mobilized to change the world of confectionery for the better. And then, of course, we forgot all about it, and the "time for action" has been ticking away since last week.

But that's okay, see, because faithful viewer Woody Hanscom was kind enough to remind us before the entire window of opportunity had closed. Here's the sitch: Mars, Incorporated is looking to introduce a new color of M&M's, and they're holding a global vote to determine what the new hue will be. The three choices in the Global Color Vote are pink, purple, and... don't tell us you don't see this coming... aqua. That's right; if "Awesome Aqua" wins the vote, then Mac OS X's controversial but spiffy-looking graphical interface will gain further worldwide notoriety as one of the colors that melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

If you want to make a difference, visit the Aqua Campaign Headquarters to "shower your town with Aqua flyers and buttons," "Aqua-fy you [sic] desktop with wallpaper and icons," send an "Aqua e-Card" to potential voters, and even download "the Official Global Color Vote Screensaver." If you're not the political activist type, at least make sure you cast your vote at the site; the ballots are open until May 31st, and the winning color will be announced on June 19th. In August the new hue will be "available in all flavors of M&M's through the end of the year, when the company will decide whether to include it permanently." Remember, kidlings: a vote for Aqua is a vote for the Future of the Macintosh. This is clearly vitally important... we're just not entirely sure how, yet.

 
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The above scene was taken from the 3/12/02 episode:

March 12, 2002: Mac OS Rumors resurfaces with still more whispers of an Apple-branded set-top box. Meanwhile, this summer, Gateway plans to go up against the new iMac with the fourth generation in its series of "Profile" LCD-based all-in-one systems, and a certain very famous candy might provide just the mind share boost that Mac OS X needs-- if you play your cards right...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 3622: Fox In Sox On Set-Top Box (3/12/02)   Oh, thank sweet Steve above; what with AppleInsider not having dished any dirt since December, the Naked Mole Rat being two months into an apparent hibernation, Mac OS Rumors missing in action for the past two weeks, and SpyMac being... well... SpyMac, we were getting so starved for juice that we were about to take a shovel to our own craniums rather than live another rumorless day...

  • 3623: A Profile In Butt-Ugliness (3/12/02)   "Hey, AtAT," you ask, "how come you still haven't tackled the juicy topic of Gateway's upcoming flat-panel iMac rip-off?" Well, Timmy (if that is indeed your real name), it's like this: there just really isn't that much to go on, yet...

Or view the entire episode as originally broadcast...

Vote Early, Vote Often!
Why did you tune in to this '90s relic of a soap opera?
Nostalgia is the next best thing to feeling alive
My name is Rip Van Winkle and I just woke up; what did I miss?
I'm trying to pretend the last 20 years never happened
I mean, if it worked for Friends, why not?
I came here looking for a receptacle in which to place the cremated remains of my deceased Java applets (think about it)

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