Ending The Generation Gap (4/29/04)
SceneLink
 

Say, we were just scoping out a calendar trying to find out when "Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbors' Porch Day" happens to fall this year, when we suddenly realized something: aren't we about due for another big iPod revision? After all, by our count it's now been over a year since the third-generation models sashayed down the runway, showing off their new svelte forms, their backlit touch-buttons, and their sudden lack of anything resembling a standard FireWire port. Sure, there have been minor revisions since then which boosted disk space and added support for On-The-Go playlists, etc., but unless you count the miniPod (which we don't, because it's marketed as a separate product), the iPod hasn't experienced a major facelift since April 28th of last year. One just has to be coming soon, right?

Well, AppleInsider sure thinks so. The site claims that the new player is now close enough to a public debut that the marketing folks have gone ahead and stuck it in front of a camera: "Apple has just recently wrapped up the filming of a new iPod commercial starring the yet unannounced 4th-generation iPod." Provided you believe that the report of filming is true, that's a pretty good indicator that the 4G iPod is done-- at least, done enough to appear onscreen without looking all prototypey and gross. (Technically, we suppose all it really means is that the enclosure is ready for prime time; for filming purposes, the guts may well be nonexistent. But we doubt it.)

We have to wonder just how long Apple plans to make us wait before these newfangled 'Pods make the scene, though; seems to us that an introduction alongside iTunes 4.5 would have been a natural pairing, but that didn't happen. Unless maybe we just missed it. (We didn't, did we? Because we know we've been distracted lately, but man that'd be embarrassing.) Let's see, here... if filming just wrapped, figure on up to a month for the editing... what do you think, should we bank on an iPod "special event" right smack in between the iTunes Music Store anniversary conference call and WWDC?

Of course, before you get your hopes up too high, you might want to remember to consider your sources when it comes to info like this. On the 4G iPod front, keep in mind that AppleInsider has previously stated that the new units would include a "2-inch color screen" and a "video output jack," and while we're certainly not saying that's definitely untrue, it's perhaps worth considering that Steve Jobs himself has publicly and repeatedly downplayed the likelihood of the iPod gaining major non-music, non-toast-related features such as any sort of video capabilities. Personally, we're hoping he's just smokescreening, because we actually like the idea of toting a few episodes of The A-Team around with us wherever we go. Like the one with Boy George. No one should ever leave the house without that one.

 
SceneLink (4663)
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors
 

From the writer/creator of AtAT, a Pandemic Dad Joke taken WAYYYYYY too far

 

The above scene was taken from the 4/29/04 episode:

April 29, 2004: Some analysts see recent heavy stock sales by Apple execs as a hint of doom to come. Meanwhile, rumors claim that the next major iPod revision just finished shooting its small-screen debut, and it seems that Apple's latest iPod software updater is being naughty. A bit. On rare occasions...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 4662: Forecasting The Big Uh-Oh (4/29/04)   Duck and cover, kids-- here comes the Big One! At least one pundit sees signs that AAPL will come crashing through the earth's crust any minute now. Oh, quit acting all surprised and stuff; you had to realize that Apple's recent luck with its stock price couldn't last forever, right?...

  • 4664: Bummer; Everything's Fine (4/29/04)   Hey, speaking of iPods, if you've been trying to puzzle through some weirdness with iPod Update 2004-04-28, you're not alone. Personally, we haven't gotten around to installing it yet, even though it claims that our ancient 5 GB models will enjoy "improved playback performance" (like, what-- our songs will play faster?) and "compatibility with iTunes 4.5 and the iTunes Music Store."...

Or view the entire episode as originally broadcast...

Vote Early, Vote Often!
Why did you tune in to this '90s relic of a soap opera?
Nostalgia is the next best thing to feeling alive
My name is Rip Van Winkle and I just woke up; what did I miss?
I'm trying to pretend the last 20 years never happened
I mean, if it worked for Friends, why not?
I came here looking for a receptacle in which to place the cremated remains of my deceased Java applets (think about it)

(1287 votes)
Apple store at Amazon

As an Amazon Associate, AtAT earns from qualifying purchases

DISCLAIMER: AtAT was not a news site any more than Inside Edition was a "real" news show. We made Dawson's Creek look like 60 Minutes. We engaged in rampant guesswork, wild speculation, and pure fabrication for the entertainment of our viewers. Sure, everything here was "inspired by actual events," but so was Amityville II: The Possession. So lighten up.

Site best viewed with a sense of humor. AtAT is not responsible for lost or stolen articles. Keep hands inside car at all times. The drinking of beverages while watching AtAT is strongly discouraged; AtAT is not responsible for damage, discomfort, or staining caused by spit-takes or "nosers."

Everything you see here that isn't attributed to other parties is copyright ©,1997-2024 J. Miller and may not be reproduced or rebroadcast without his explicit consent (or possibly the express written consent of Major League Baseball, but we doubt it).