Don Those Thinking Caps (2/23/98)
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Well heck, we at AtAT are still recovering from the cardiac arrhythmia induced by last month's surprise announcement of an Apple Q1 profit, yet everyone else seems to have recovered pretty fully. Some people are so recovered, in fact, that they're already thinking about the next quarterly results. And some people are so completely, fully, and unbelievably over that last little miracle (oh, for such a constitution) that they are actually trying to predict Apple's Q2 financials, despite Apple's warnings against expecting a profit-- and their historical weakness in this quarter. One such shining specimen of unsinkable intestinal fortitude is Eric Yang of Macintosh Evolution.
Eric has actually gone all out in his analysis, considering Apple's expected margin, revenue, interest, other income, and cost of operation and tossing them all together to duke it out in an Excel spreadsheet. After a lot of speculation, he's determined that Apple has a pretty good chance of beating the current analysts' estimate of a $19 million profit. In fact, his personal guesstimate actually puts our favorite troubled and beleaguered computer company at a $61 million profit for the quarter. Does that seem too optimistic for you, despite Apple's current stock price which keeps climbing? No problem-- just download his Excel spreadsheet, tweak the input values to your liking, and see what pops out the other end. Eric's been commendably conscientious in this effort; our own personal predictions of Apple's quarterly results are based on an arcane combination of a suction-cup dart thrown at our Marvel Comics Superheroes wall calendar, the cost of the daily special down at the corner sub shop, and whether or not the X-Files is a repeat that week.
We at AtAT encourage all of you to start thinking about Apple's Q2 results, because once we get a little closer to the end of the quarter we'll be running our quarterly Beat the Analysts contest, in which you can win fame and prizes beyond belief by registering the closest guess to the actual posted results. So start pondering: soon you'll have your chance to show those analysts who's boss. (Not that we're rushing you. We don't think we'll be braving that task for another couple of weeks yet.)
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| | The above scene was taken from the 2/23/98 episode: February 23, 1998: Armchair analysts fire up the abaci as they consult the gods for news on Apple's Q2 financial results. Meanwhile, aliens that communicate via strange, hieroglyphic-style symbols appear to have abducted the PowerPage staff, and a trip to the local CompUSA for a new Mac may doom you to a lifetime of loneliness and no sales help...
Other scenes from that episode: 478: Aliens Ate My Wall Street (2/23/98) Okay, someone please confirm that we aren't seeing things. When we visited O'Grady's PowerPage earlier today for the latest info in the world of Apple laptops, the day's entry consisted of nothing but a sleek, stylish black-and-white graphic of a Powerbook and a question mark, not linked to any URL and bearing no descriptive text... 479: Waiting for the Man (2/23/98) MacReview has reprised their investigative journey down to the local CompUSA to check on the progress of the Apple store-within-a-store therein. On Mark Starlin's first visit, he found a lot of style but no substance; while everything looked great, there wasn't a soul to be seen...
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