Means to an End (7/26/98)
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So, did Apple really conspire to force MacWEEK to change its focus? That's the question put forth in a recent WIRED News article. Conspiracy theorists the world over whisper that Apple was hacked off one too many times by the weekly Mac publication, who frequently ran high-profile stories revealing information about Apple projects that Apple wanted kept under wraps. Indeed, we at AtAT weren't the only ones who frequently referred to the magazine as "MacLEAK;" an ex-staff member even recalls Cupertino dumpster-diving forays meant to uncover top secret info in Apple's garbage. (Instead of just emptying their Trash, we suppose Apple should have been Burn-ing their documents.)

A 30% decline in advertising revenue was reportedly a huge factor in MacWEEK's decision to rechristen their print publication as "eMediaWeekly," which will focus on digital content creation in a platform-agnostic manner. The drop in advertising dollars resulted in part because of the Mac's shrinking market, but primarily because of the sudden guillotining of the cloners, who, since they had Apple doing most of their R&D, had plenty of funds to funnel into buying big splashy ads in MacWEEK designed to cannibalize Apple's existing market base. (Not that we didn't like the ads-- Power Computing's were brilliant, in particular.) And in addition to ad revenue going bye-bye, MacWEEK also had to contend with Steve "Steel Clamp" Jobs' crackdown on corporate moles who were leaking sensitive information to the press. Once the flow of juicy info all but dried up, MacWEEK had to rethink its direction. And Apple fully admits that they're pleased about that.

So was it a secret conspiracy or not? As you are all painfully aware, we at AtAT are the undisputed masters of finding conspiracies where only the most tenuous of indications exists. (For those of you who still don't believe that Bill Gates is tracking your online shopping habits and frequently-visited web sites via hidden functionality in Internet Explorer, just wait. The truth is out there.) And yet, our "Oliver Stone sense" just isn't tingling on this one. Sure, Apple's happy that MacWEEK won't be broadcasting their trade secrets to the rest of the world anymore, but who wouldn't be? To see a conspiracy here, you'd have to believe that Apple plugged its leaks and killed the cloners all as steps in an elaborate and fiendish plan whose ultimate goal was the elimination of MacWEEK and the exacting of their revenge. Hmmm, actually, on second thought, that's not half bad...

 
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The above scene was taken from the 7/26/98 episode:

July 26, 1998: More companies line up to complain about Microsoft's anticompetitive strategies, and this time it's RealNetworks taking the stand. Meanwhile, Apple assures its customers that the supply of current Power Macs will remain strong even as they prepare for the Power Mac G3 II, and did Apple conspire to crush the magazine formerly known as MacWEEK?...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 886: Who's Zooming Who (7/26/98)   Wow, look at the line of companies waiting to complain about ways in which Microsoft has unfairly prevented them from competing in the software market! It goes darn near all the way around the block! And who's next to file a grievance?...

  • 887: Put 'Em in the Vault (7/26/98)   Recent speculation of a serious G3 shortage in the coming months would appear to be unfounded, at least if Apple is to be believed. According to a MacWEEK article, Apple spokeswoman Nathalie Welch officially pronounces that Apple "foresees no shortage" of desktop systems in the near future, even if those August 1st price cuts increase demand. The article also states that only three desktop models are in production right now, one each in flavors of 233, 266, and 300 MHz...

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