...Of the Way We Were (8/2/98)
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A humorous item in PC Magazine about an obsolete Apple //c computer being used as home plate at a Little League baseball diamond has sparked a wave of nostalgia, so bear with us. Waaaay back at the Dawn of Time (which archaeologists refer to by its technical name-- the "Mid-Eighties"), yours truly hoarded the spoils of various odd jobs and the contents of many a birthday card with only one goal in sight: the purchase of a home computer. And even at the tender age of thirteen, I had decided that nothing but an Apple computer would do. When I had finally scraped together enough cash, the family headed on down to the local computer store (where I could be found after school four days out of five, playing on the display models until they kicked me out at closing time) where I shocked the salespeople by transforming into a Paying Customer® and buying a brand new Apple //e.

That //e served me well, and was used for just about everything you could do on a home computer those days, including-- but by no means limited to-- tasks such as writing English papers, programming Newtonian physics demonstrations, generating fractal patterns (albeit very slowly), playing kick-ass games like Beyond Castle Wolfenstein, helping my mother run the restaurant she managed, and producing videos for French class. (When I started to get into animation for video, I found I had to lay out another hard-earned $120 to double the machine's RAM from 64 KB to a mind-bending 128, but other than that, it was a solid workhorse that needed very little upkeep.) When college came, I left the little beast behind, fearing that it would get damaged on the thousand-mile trip. I used the free computers at school instead, which weren't quite as inviting, but they served their purpose. A couple of years later, when money became tight, I sold my beloved //e and watched sadly as it was carted away.

Of course, looking back, it was certainly the right decision; the $1000 (!) I got for that unused system went a long way towards feeding me for the rest of my college career. But a few months ago I downloaded the shareware emulator //e to emulate my old workhorse on my current workhorse, just to remember what it was like to program using six-color graphics and AppleSoft BASIC. And if I can ever dig my old 5 1/4" floppies out of wherever it is they're stored and figure out some way of getting them into my Mac, you can bet that I'll register //e just to dig through all the stuff I produced on my first Apple computer. Or perhaps I'll go whole hog and buy an actual //e, if I find one being used as an oversized base in some sandlot baseball game.

 
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The above scene was taken from the 8/2/98 episode:

August 2, 1998: Amid firings a-plenty, news about Apple's "Yosemite" pro workstations continues to leak out of Apple and directly onto the 'net. Meanwhile, it seems that the high end of the PowerBook line is about ready for a technology refresh, and baseball stories trigger fond memories of the Mac's precursor...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 901: Mum's the Word (8/2/98)   There's no question that Steve Jobs has done a lot since taking the helm at Apple a year ago, and one of those accomplishments was to plug the leaks that made our favorite computer company look more like a sieve than an actual business...

  • 902: Go Wall Street Go! (8/2/98)   Speaking of Apple product spec leaks, the desktop line isn't the only subject of recent speculation. Ever since Motorola announced its new G3's, which run faster than the current set but draw even less power, folks have been pondering just when these speedy-'n'-cool new chips are going to show up in the PowerBook line...

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