Business, As Usual (9/7/98)
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By all accounts, less than a month out of the gate, the iMac is a big success. Apple's selling a ton of them (several tons, if you want to Think Literal), primarily to existing Mac owners who wanted to upgrade their older units, but a significant number seem to be going to first-time computer buyers and PC users fed up with all that DLL and Registry nonsense. One place the iMac was not expected to shine, however, was in the corporate arena.

That's why it's kind of cool to hear that some businesses are indeed very interested in the iMac as a low-cost general-use office computer. Mac the Knife, for instance, mentions that a "sizeable Pacific Rim company" has ordered some 3000 iMacs for corporate use. That's a whole lotta iMacs, and they're obviously destined for the desktops of more than just the graphic design department. (Not that the iMac is particularly well-suited for graphic design, but you get the point.) According to the Knife, this is exactly the kind of reason that is pushing Apple to release a "pumped-up" iMac targeted directly at business users next year.

A "pumped-up" iMac for business? It seems to us that the iMac is already considerably more powerful than it needs to be for the vast majority of basic office computing tasks. It's got a fast processor, a crystal-clear screen with plenty of VRAM for office use, and a cubicle-friendly design that takes up very little space. Then again, given that most corporate computing makes use of the software behemoth known as Microsoft Office, upon further reflection, we can see the point. Who ever thought that a 233 MHz G3-based system with 32 MB of RAM might someday be considered sub-optimal for writing memos and tallying up expense reports? (Ah, for the days long past, when I wrote my essays and tracked my expenses on a 128 KB Apple //e using AppleWorks...) So here's our suggestion for the bMac: lose the modem, pop in a 266 or 300 MHz G3, bump the RAM to 64 MB minimum, and include at least one configuration that ships with a USB floppy drive. Heck, the only time we ever use floppies anymore is when we're handed one by someone who couldn't figure out how to get his PC onto the local network... Strip out the consumer software and pop in VirtualPC. At least one configuration should ship with Office. And by the way, Apple-- release it sooner, rather than later. Mid-1999? Puh-lease.

 
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The above scene was taken from the 9/7/98 episode:

September 7, 1998: Amazingly enough, it appears that Apple's new PowerBooks are actually available. Meanwhile, as some businesses deploy current iMacs on the corporate desktop, Apple's engineers are hard at work on a mutant version uniquely adapted for that environment, and the U.S. Navy uses iMacs for Internet access, unknowingly feeding Redmond with the information it needs for world conquest...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 993: Breaking the Drought (9/7/98)   It could be the end of an era-- or the end of an error, more likely. Ever since their introduction last May, high-end PowerBook G3's have been harder to find than a Mac at OfficeMax. As of last week, several customers who had placed orders for the zippy new laptops were still waiting for the goods, and the Great PowerBook Drought of 1998 may go down in history as one of Apple's biggest availability botches ever...

  • 995: Security Leak (9/7/98)   Who says the armed forces can't think differently? According to NoBeige, the U.S. Navy has decided to use iMacs for its new Navy Connection Service, which sounds basically like a Kinkos type of rent-a-computer-for-an-hour sort of deal...

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