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Your Weekly Retch (10/26/97)
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Hey, really-- what Monday would be complete without that queasy feeling in the pit of your stomach? Well, if you can't achieve that nausea naturally via a debauched and excessive lifestyle, AtAT is here to help.

Just point your browser over to this article in Windows Magazine. It's called-- get this-- "Reflections on Macrosoft -- The Windows Platform Has Won Its Ultimate Victory By Not Only Beating the Mac OS but Humiliating It."

We'll pause while you wipe the sprayed coffee off your monitor. Actually, the article itself isn't quite as vomitous as its title suggests. Basically it analyzes the Apple-Microsoft deal from back in last August from a Windows user's perspective. Much of what the author says is true; Microsoft got much more out of the deal than Apple did. But the part that really gets our collective stomach turning is the ever-building Gatesian hero-worship. I mean, really-- this guy is not frightened or disgusted, but impressed with Bill's playful concept of Microsoft currency. (Or is it playful? Hmmm...)

 
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The above scene was taken from the 10/26/97 episode:

October 26, 1997: (Sorry—this was before we started writing intro text for each episode!)

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 121: Powerful Powerbooks (10/26/97)   If you're a regular viewer, you know we've been regaling you with tales about the new Power Macintosh G3 line, due in a couple of weeks, as well as the unfortunately-named Power Macintosh G3 Extreme boxes due in February or March; but what of the neglected Powerbook line?...

  • 122: Clothe the Masses! (10/26/97)   AtAT is publicly backing Charles Martin's open letter to Steve Jobs over at MacCentral, in which he proposes a new direction in which to channel the staggering $100 million that Apple spends on advertising each year...

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