The End Draws Nigh (3/22/99)
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And then, of course, there's our favorite Goliath vs. Goliath story: Microsoft vs. the U.S. government. "Redmond Justice" is still on hiatus until April 12th, but gears are turning behind the scenes, as the show's producers figure out what's going to happen next when our favorite courtroom drama goes back on the air. Apparently the stars are squabbling with the writers about who's going to come out on top when this whole thing is over. You know what that means: settlement talks. According to a CNET article, it may be dawning on Microsoft that their chances of winning this case outright are just a little on the slim side.

So far, though, no settlement talks have been scheduled, and the common ground between Microsoft and the government isn't very large. (In fact, metaphorically speaking, you could just barely fit a porta-potty on it, but only after introducing several inconvenient structural modifications and violating local zoning laws.) In fact, just about the only thing the two sides have in common is that they're both "open to a settlement"-- provided that settlement meets each side's unspecified-- but probably rather stringent-- requirements. Given the current power imbalance, we doubt the government would accept any settlement offer that Microsoft would be likely to offer.

Purely for entertainment's sake, we'd love to see this trial run through to completion, but the odds are stacked so heavily in the government's favor, we consider it pretty unlikely that Microsoft won't finally cave and accept a settlement that they won't particularly like. After all, they're a highly successful company, who didn't get as far as they have by making stupid decisions. On the other hand, sometimes it seems like Microsoft has been saving up its allotment of stupid moves over the years and is splurging them all on this one trial, so who really knows? Either way, there are only a few weeks left before the trial is scheduled to resume, so the clock's ticking...

 
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The above scene was taken from the 3/22/99 episode:

March 22, 1999: Rumors run rampant whenever the subject of the P1 or future iMacs is broached. Meanwhile, Apple snags a number four spot in Forbes ASAP's list of "Most Dynamic Companies," and Microsoft is making tentative moves towards settlement talks with the government...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 1413: How Much? What Color? (3/22/99)   Rumors galore-- that's pretty much the default state of the Mac community as far as Apple's consumer product line goes. And what else could you expect? We've all been kept in the dark about the "P1" consumer portable for what seems to be eons now; the fourth quadrant of Apple's product strategy has been a big question mark for as long as we can remember...

  • 1414: Fourth and Climbing (3/22/99)   Apparently the whole world is watching. Remember yesterday when we mentioned that Barron's ranked Apple fifth on its top-500 list of companies? Barron's isn't the only business news organization who thinks Apple's got the right stuff...

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