If we weren't already really excited about Pirates of Silicon Valley, we sure are now. For those of you just tuning in, we're talking about TNT's upcoming made-for-cable movie about Steve Jobs and Bill Gates; until now, we hadn't heard a whole lot about the focus of the project, other than the fact that it follows the destinies of the two wunderkind back when they forged their respective world-changing companies. Knowing only that (and, of course, the delectable casting choices of ER's Noah Wyle as Jobs and 80's geek extraordinaire Anthony Michael Hall as Gates) was still enough to get us psyched for the premiere in June.

However, thanks to an Associated Press article about the movie, now we know a bit more about what to expect-- and it sounds like a rollicking good time. We were originally a bit concerned that Pirates' recipe would contain a smidge too much documentary and not nearly enough soap opera. Not anymore; any movie that includes "a hippie Jobs tripping on acid spouting endless spiritual platitudes" and Gates "tripping over himself trying to meet women at a roller rink" is okay by us. Creator Martyn Burke wisely chose largely to ignore the facts about the history of Apple and Microsoft, instead focusing on what really matters: "the ambition, the greed, the envy, the cunning." Indeed, ignoring facts sounds absolutely central to the success of the project, to the degree that Burke actually forbade Wyle and Hall from meeting the real-life Jobs and Gates. One doesn't want those facts getting in the way of one's artistic vision.

So start organizing those TV parties for June 20th. Trust us: one day you'll be telling your grandchildren about the first time you saw Anthony Michael Hall as Bill Gates "unapologetically bashing Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen's car with a bulldozer." You'll thrill to Wyle's Jobs as he "berates a tie-wearing job applicant for looking like an IBM employee." And, for those of you who weren't in that Macworld Expo keynote audience booing away when Jobs announced Apple's new "partnership" with Microsoft in 1997, soon you can live the horror through the magic of trashy made-for-cable TV movies. Oh, our cup runneth over...