Whatever Can Go Wrong (4/6/99)
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Our cunning plan worked! With all the hand-wringing and teeth-gnashing going on about the possibility of a speedier iMac's imminent release, we knew that the only thing that could dispel the swirling miasma of confusion was good old Murphy's Law. The plan was this: we'd publicly announce to our 3000+ viewers that we simply didn't know if new iMacs were coming and that "we wouldn't bet on it." Given the way things happen in our lives, that would be a sure cue for the Fates to step in and make us look silly. Sure enough, as soon as we addressed the rumors of a faster iMac with a hearty "We Don't Know," suddenly the entire 'net was ablaze with confirmation of the new 333 MHz iMacs, winging their translucent way to store shelves within a matter of days.

In fact, a number of AtAT viewers who also happen to be Apple resellers wrote to confirm "straight from the horse's mouth" that they had the official part numbers and prices and could order the new 333 MHz machines immediately. Unfortunately, none of them included pricing when they contacted us, but while TheiMac lists the new "M744xLL/A" units at $1299.99, we think it's much more likely that Apple Insider's $1199.97 price is correct; we highly doubt that Apple would actually raise the iMac's list price back up to its original level after dropping it in January. Note that as far as we can tell, the only thing different about the new iMacs is the 333 MHz processor-- disk space, graphics, RAM, and colors are all apparently identical to the original fruit-flavored release; no Cherry, no Banana, no RAGE 128, no DVD. Some resellers apparently already have the new models in stock, and though they're not allowed to advertise them until the official announcement on April 19th, they are allowed to sell them, once they sell all of their 266 MHz iMacs.

The ramifications of this "speed bump" are that if you're in the market for an iMac, you may want to wait a week or two and make sure you get a 333 MHz model. But if you're looking for a good deal on a 266, note that there's no official price drop on those. (Resellers can drop the price if they want, but they eat the loss, not Apple.) Prices for classic Bondi Blue iMacs may also tumble; they can already be found for under $900, though, so we're not sure how much lower they could possibly go. So, it appears that that's the story... by tempting fate with the chance to dish out some public humiliation, all has come clear. Mission accomplished; no need to thank us. And, as Pee-Wee would say, "I meant to do that."

 
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The above scene was taken from the 4/6/99 episode:

April 6, 1999: It's as official as it gets without actually being official: 333 MHz iMacs are ready to go. Meanwhile, iMac customers in Singapore get a price break when trading in an old PC, and the marketing guy who helped turn around Volkswagen may be working for Apple very soon...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 1447: PCs ARE Worth Something (4/6/99)   So, what can you do with an old PC? They're really not attractive enough to convert into aquariums or anything like that. MacAddict's had some neat ideas, including QuickTime movies on their monthly CD-ROMs showing PC's being tossed into pools, run over, and dragged behind cars...

  • 1448: iMacs, Beetles Taking Over (4/6/99)   Conspiracy theorists rejoice! Now there's even more proof you can add to your mounting evidence that Apple and Volkswagen are secretly controlled by the same alien forces bent on global domination. The similarities between the two companies were already spooky enough: both fell on hard times in the early nineties, and both are experiencing a recent resurgence due to slick, quirky advertising (think different, think "da da da") and curvy products that look just a little bit too alien to have developed from terrestrial origins-- the Beetle and the iMac have been compared so many times, we probably don't need to get into that here. So here's the latest piece of the puzzle: according to Advertising Age, Steve Wilhite is about to join up with the mothership in Cupertino...

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