Last-Minute Guesses (7/18/99)
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Hey, it's Expo week-- you have to expect some final speculation about the Jobs keynote. We realize you're probably sick to death of the whole rumor mill by now, given how much overtime it's been putting in lately, but we promise we'll leave the seriously overdone subject-- the P1-- alone for now. It's (probably) coming, and why speculate when we'll know the real, honest-to-goodness, true-to-life official specs in a few days (we hope)? And we're done wondering about a possible Palm announcement, too; if one is made, than hooray, and if not, then we'll go back to wondering what funky designs and improved technologies an Apple-branded Palm device might bring to the table.

So what's left? Well, there's the whole "Apple ISP" thing, for one; this whole buzz about how Apple's planning to shake the dust of the long-dead eWorld off its shoulders and leap back into the online service fray. It's not all that unlikely, when you see the trend forming in the computer industry whereby customers get vastly-discounted PCs when they sign up for a chunk of Internet service at purchase time. Gateway gives its customers a year's worth of Gateway.net access, we believe. Dell is planning on starting up its own ISP to leverage a similar kind of offer. Micron has the gall to offer a "free PC" that actually costs over a thousand bucks up front; part of the cost is three years' worth of Internet service via Earthlink, according to a CNET article. So it's not crazy to expect Apple to jump on the bandwagon; with iMacs still priced at $1199, tossing in a free year of Internet service might be a great way to sweeten the deal.

Probably the king of speculation on this issue is Robert Morgan. On Friday he posted one MacWEEK article which not only supposed that Apple and Disney might be snuggling up together for the debut of "MyApple.com," but also suggested that the monumental announcement might well come during this Wednesday's keynote. Unfortunately, only a couple of days later he posted a second article downplaying that possibility in light of new information he had received. Oh, well. Whether MyApple.com surfaces or not, at least we'll have the P1 to kick around. Maybe.

 
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The above scene was taken from the 7/18/99 episode:

July 18, 1999: Michael Dell predicts the imminent demise of one of the top five computer manufacturers even as Steve Jobs patiently plots his revenge. Meanwhile, is a Disney-Apple deal involving MyApple.com slated for a Macworld appearance? And Microsoft mostly wins its antitrust case... (No, not that antitrust case-- the other one.)

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 1666: Call Me Ishmael. (7/18/99)   It's no secret that Steve Jobs has what some might call a vengeful streak. Witness, for example, how completely he obliterated the entire Newton project (despite his voiced attraction to the eMate)-- is there much doubt that the primary motive behind the axing was the Newton's association with former CEO and Jobs-firer Sculley?...

  • 1668: Mini-Redmond Justice (7/18/99)   Still going through "Redmond Justice" withdrawal? Hey, who can blame you? After all, the day-to-day drama of the courtroom testimony was simply enthralling; the verbal thrust and parry, the mind games, the tearful confessions, the on-the-stand suicide attempts-- well, you get the point...

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