The Voodoo Curse (10/25/99)
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Just when you thought the Clone Wars were long forgotten, up pops another reminder of the bloody corporate carnage that ensued when Steve Jobs retook Apple's helm. At the time, Apple was in dire financial straits, and a mishandled and ill-conceived Mac OS licensing program wasn't helping matters any; instead of making a few hundred bucks by selling a Mac, Apple was making about fifty bucks when the same customer bought a faster, cheaper Mac clone instead. So Steve made the tough (and, at the time, wildly unpopular) decision to end the Clone Era. The casualties were enormous. Motorola lost millions. Power Computing tried to shift to the Wintel space and died a horrible death. Umax fell back on its other business, but wrote off enormous losses due to the cancellation of cloning. Mayhem abounded.

Mactell, though, who was one of the smaller clonemakers, seemed to be able to transform into a fairly successful vendor of all kinds of Mac-related goodies-- graphics cards, processor upgrades, input devices, storage peripherals, and the like. Their web site lists a slew of exciting new products, and we figured Mactell managed to escape the Clone Wars, damaged but not disabled. So we were bummed to discover a Mactell press release announcing that the company is finally shutting its doors for good. The reason given? "Mactell has been attempting to work its way out of the problem created when Apple Computer, Inc. made the decision to discontinue the licensing of the Macintosh operating system... in August of 1997." Apparently the company's operating losses were substantial, and Mactell's debts are too high for them to continue doing business. Chalk up another casualty to the Clone Wars; Mactell managed to hang on for a couple of years, but finally gave up the ghost.

Then again, there's another factor to this whole equation; Mactell's demise may in fact be due less to the Clone Wars and more to what we call the Voodoo Curse. Gamers among you know that 3dfx makes a series of 3D accelerator chips called the Voodoo. Perhaps no one's noticed, but any company that tries to bring the power of the Voodoo chip to the Macintosh market winds up going under. First there was Techworks and their Voodoo 1-based Power3D; Techworks subsequently got bought out by a large company who ditched the Mac market, and the Power3D was gone. Then MicroConversions tried to bring us the Voodoo 2, but production problems, sky-high prices, and a badly botched rollout closed the company down. And now there's Mactell, who was poised to deliver the first Mac-specific Voodoo 3 card, the "EvilEye"-- dead before they could deliver. Coincidence? Hardly. Let's just hope that when the Voodoo 4 ships, whatever foolhardy Mac company that tries to deliver it fares better than its predecessors...

 
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The above scene was taken from the 10/25/99 episode:

October 25, 1999: Imatec keeps making with the press releases like they're going out of style. Meanwhile, former Mac cloner Mactell finally dies from injuries sustained in the Clone Wars-- or is it a Voodoo curse? And Netscape slapped either a sense of humor or an eerie omniscience into the Google search engine-- you decide...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 1866: He's Baaa-aaack... (10/25/99)   Deep down, some part of you just knew it was coming: another "press release" from our buddy Hanoch Shalit. Hanoch, as you no doubt recall, is the brains behind Imatec, the company whose business plan appears to involve suing large companies for obscene amounts of money in hopes of generating an actual revenue stream in one of three ways: 1) a quick settlement, because big companies might not want to risk even the slightest chance of losing ridiculous sums of cash; 2) an actual courtroom win, which not only is slightly more likely than winning the lottery, but also has a much higher payoff; or 3) by driving up its own piddly stock price through the constant and unrelenting issuance of press releases to remind potential investors that, hey, they may not have a product, but they've got a doozy of a lawsuit...

  • 1868: That Wacky Netscape (10/25/99)   Just because Thanksgiving's still a month away doesn't mean that we can't be in a grateful sort of mood. We're thankful for lots of things, actually-- candy-colored Macs, Tuesday night on the WB, and eight-pound catering packs of Tater Tots, to name a few...

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