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World Conquest Tour '97 (11/24/97)
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The San Francisco Chronicle has an article about how Microsoft's attempt to extend Internet Explorer's marketshare is only the first step in Bill Gates' master plan to hypnotize all computer users "to buy Microsoft software they don't need, browse the internet for wasted hours on end and believe that Bill Gates is a nice guy." Their eventual goal is to create a new race of humans completely under Microsoft control.

Finally... Somebody else gets it! We're sure some poor naïve readers will shrug the article off as a humorous piece of fiction, not realizing the debt we owe to those brave Chronicle writers who sacrificed their previously-unscrambled brains to spread the word of Bill's Planetary Dominion Plan III. But those of us who know better will remain ever-vigilant.

(By the way, in case you're wondering, we at AtAT are immune to the brain-scrambling effects of Bill's diabolical device; our grey matter was already permanently scrambled a couple of years ago from trying to understand the rationale behind Microsoft Bob. What were they thinking??)

 
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The above scene was taken from the 11/24/97 episode:

November 24, 1997: (Sorry—this was before we started writing intro text for each episode!)

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 208: Working for the Man (11/24/97)   The old rumors about Umax are heating up again, as MacOS Rumors reports that the last surviving large Mac clonemaker will indeed be signing up to work for "the Man." Yes, according to a Rumors source, it may come to pass that Umax will make Apple's low-end Macs. Starting on January 1st, Apple's new low-end machines will actually be Umax's C500/600 machines, possibly with redesigned cases, but with an Apple logo attached...

  • 210: The Final PowerDown (11/24/97)   Well, when it comes to Clone War victims Power Computing, the fat lady hasn't sung yet, but she's warming up her vocal cords. The last bastion of Power Computing information, PowerWatch, has all but given up on the beleaguered company...

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