The Final PowerDown (11/24/97)
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Well, when it comes to Clone War victims Power Computing, the fat lady hasn't sung yet, but she's warming up her vocal cords. The last bastion of Power Computing information, PowerWatch, has all but given up on the beleaguered company. Today they posted that several sources have confirmed that "Power is no longer selling PC's, and that they're basically closing out all remaining MacOS systems to employees for dirt cheap."

When the final death knell is sounded, we'll paint our PowerTower Pro black and stick a lily in the CD-ROM tray. Alas, the candle that burns brightest, burns briefest...

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe ... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion ... I watched C-beams glittering in the dark at Tannhauser Gate ... All those moments will be lost ... in time ... like ... tears ... in rain."
 
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The above scene was taken from the 11/24/97 episode:

November 24, 1997: (Sorry—this was before we started writing intro text for each episode!)

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 208: Working for the Man (11/24/97)   The old rumors about Umax are heating up again, as MacOS Rumors reports that the last surviving large Mac clonemaker will indeed be signing up to work for "the Man." Yes, according to a Rumors source, it may come to pass that Umax will make Apple's low-end Macs. Starting on January 1st, Apple's new low-end machines will actually be Umax's C500/600 machines, possibly with redesigned cases, but with an Apple logo attached...

  • 209: World Conquest Tour '97 (11/24/97)   The San Francisco Chronicle has an article about how Microsoft's attempt to extend Internet Explorer's marketshare is only the first step in Bill Gates' master plan to hypnotize all computer users "to buy Microsoft software they don't need, browse the internet for wasted hours on end and believe that Bill Gates is a nice guy."...

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