It's A Photo Finish (4/24/00)
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Ooooo, that's gotta smart... Folks, you may recall that last week we brought your attention to a Wired article which postulated that, given the current market climate as far as Microsoft's stock is concerned, it might not be long before Bill Gates was supplanted as the world's richest man by Oracle CEO (and Steve Jobs's bestest buddy) Larry Ellison. At the time, a mere $5.6 billion separated the two in the "filthy lucre" race, based on the number of shares of stock each man had in his own company, multiplied by the then-current stock price-- ORCL's been weathering the storm, while MSFT had just gotten the beatdown of a lifetime.

Actually, we take that back: Monday's savage beating may have been worse, relatively speaking, as Microsoft's stock got its butt kicked all over the trading floor. When the dust cleared, MSFT was down over twelve points-- while ORCL was up two. That prompted faithful viewer Carter Adler to ask us whether we could provide an update on Larry's push for the top spot. Well, just to keep an eye on the race, we cobbled together a little web applet that fetches the current MSFT and ORCL share prices, multiplies them by the number of shares held by Bill and Larry as reported by Wired, and reports back who's richer and by how much. (No, it's not publicly available yet, but we'll let you know when it is.) Guess what? At close of business on Monday, it told us that "Larry has $49.98 billion, Bill has $49.37 billion. Larry's richer by about $0.6129 billion."

Now, this is all rather simplistic, of course. In fact, some would call our "World's Richest Man" methodology downright sloppy. For one thing, it's absurd to think that Bill's and Larry's respective net worths are comprised entirely of each man's holding in his own company; odds are they've both got a few bucks they've forgotten in the pockets of their winter coats, a handful of change under the couch cushions, a coffee can full of pennies on the dresser, etc. And for another thing, just because Larry may now be richer than Bill, that doesn't mean that someone else isn't now richer than both of them. Still, we thought it was an interesting development.

Alas, the "official" numbers still show Bill in the lead. Carter reported back that "the CBS Evening News just announced that 'Larry Ellison is worth about 48 billion dollars, about a billion or so behind Gates.'" And the Today Show on NBC reported the Larry-Bill differential to be "a couple billion" following Monday's stock activity-- noting also that Bill had lost $35.5 billion on paper in the past month. So it sounds like Larry's got a little ways to go before he can claim the top spot, but there's no doubt that the "Redmond Justice" case-- engineered in part by buddy Steve, it's said-- has put him back in the running. (Update: at broadcast time, the Larry-Bill differential reported by our applet had risen to $1.35 billion in Larry's favor; maybe he'll be crowned officially later today...)

 
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The above scene was taken from the 4/24/00 episode:

April 24, 2000: The officials may not agree, but by our count, Larry Ellison has pulled ahead of Bill Gates in the personal wealth department. Meanwhile, Apple teams with Adobe and Microsoft to sue a Japanese law school for pirating software, and Nielsen claims that QuickTime has officially fallen behind Windows Media in the Internet streaming battle...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 2249: WHAT Ethics Class? (4/24/00)   If politics make strange bedfellows, then lawsuits can be like 9 1/2 Weeks meets Caligula. According to an AsiaBizTech article, Apple's lawyers and Microsoft's-- whose interaction over the years has typically been locked into "Cobra vs. MongooseÓ mode...

  • 2250: Time To Paddle Harder (4/24/00)   Ladies and gentlemen, the sky has officially fallen. According to a Real Networks press release, RealPlayer is squarely in the lead among the "Big 3" streaming Internet media architectures. Quoting a Nielsen//NetRatings report, the company crows that, over the course of the past three months, "usage of the RealPlayer grew by more than 2.2 million users, from 19.6 million users per month to 21.8 million users."...

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