Time To Paddle Harder (4/24/00)
SceneLink
 

Ladies and gentlemen, the sky has officially fallen. According to a Real Networks press release, RealPlayer is squarely in the lead among the "Big 3" streaming Internet media architectures. Quoting a Nielsen//NetRatings report, the company crows that, over the course of the past three months, "usage of the RealPlayer grew by more than 2.2 million users, from 19.6 million users per month to 21.8 million users." That's a whole lotta streaming going on. Furthermore, Real notes that RealPlayer's usage growth is "far outpacing" the growth of Windows Media and our own beloved QuickTime.

But that's not the real tragedy here. See, Windows Media usage is growing more quickly than QuickTime-- that in itself isn't necessarily surprising, since QuickTime's been around a lot longer, so there are more non-Windows Media users to convert. But what's really signalling the end of the universe is that, for the first time ever, there are more people using Windows Media (8.6 million) than QuickTime (7.5 million). That's right; QuickTime is third. Somebody brain us with a large rock, because seeing Microsoft swallow up yet another market isn't a sight we're eager to see in this lifetime.

We can only hope that Nielsen's NetRatings are as flawed as its television ratings, and that a handful of web surfers with a little black box are each being counted as 1.2 million viewers, or something. Otherwise, Apple's really going to have to pull something huge; evidently exclusive movie trailers and a free streaming server aren't enough. Hey, iWon.com's doing well with the "win tons of cash" angle; why not have all QuickTime streams ping back to Apple's servers, and pick one lucky viewer a month to win a million bucks? And to promote the server end, give a million to the broadcaster who's serving the stream, too. Do something, at any rate... It's time to buy some market share.

 
SceneLink (2250)
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors
 

From the writer/creator of AtAT, a Pandemic Dad Joke taken WAYYYYYY too far

 

The above scene was taken from the 4/24/00 episode:

April 24, 2000: The officials may not agree, but by our count, Larry Ellison has pulled ahead of Bill Gates in the personal wealth department. Meanwhile, Apple teams with Adobe and Microsoft to sue a Japanese law school for pirating software, and Nielsen claims that QuickTime has officially fallen behind Windows Media in the Internet streaming battle...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 2248: It's A Photo Finish (4/24/00)   Ooooo, that's gotta smart... Folks, you may recall that last week we brought your attention to a Wired article which postulated that, given the current market climate as far as Microsoft's stock is concerned, it might not be long before Bill Gates was supplanted as the world's richest man by Oracle CEO (and Steve Jobs's bestest buddy) Larry Ellison...

  • 2249: WHAT Ethics Class? (4/24/00)   If politics make strange bedfellows, then lawsuits can be like 9 1/2 Weeks meets Caligula. According to an AsiaBizTech article, Apple's lawyers and Microsoft's-- whose interaction over the years has typically been locked into "Cobra vs. MongooseÓ mode...

Or view the entire episode as originally broadcast...

Vote Early, Vote Often!
Why did you tune in to this '90s relic of a soap opera?
Nostalgia is the next best thing to feeling alive
My name is Rip Van Winkle and I just woke up; what did I miss?
I'm trying to pretend the last 20 years never happened
I mean, if it worked for Friends, why not?
I came here looking for a receptacle in which to place the cremated remains of my deceased Java applets (think about it)

(1287 votes)

Like K-pop, but only know the popular stuff? Expand your horizons! Prim M recommends underrated K-pop tunes based on YOUR taste!

Prim M's Playlist

DISCLAIMER: AtAT was not a news site any more than Inside Edition was a "real" news show. We made Dawson's Creek look like 60 Minutes. We engaged in rampant guesswork, wild speculation, and pure fabrication for the entertainment of our viewers. Sure, everything here was "inspired by actual events," but so was Amityville II: The Possession. So lighten up.

Site best viewed with a sense of humor. AtAT is not responsible for lost or stolen articles. Keep hands inside car at all times. The drinking of beverages while watching AtAT is strongly discouraged; AtAT is not responsible for damage, discomfort, or staining caused by spit-takes or "nosers."

Everything you see here that isn't attributed to other parties is copyright ©,1997-2024 J. Miller and may not be reproduced or rebroadcast without his explicit consent (or possibly the express written consent of Major League Baseball, but we doubt it).