Public, Private, Whatever (9/5/00)
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Is it just us, or does one of the most popular words bouncing around Apple's hallways these days seem to be "oops"? The mistakes generally seem to be relatively minor things, like info about the ATI Radeon being posted to the UK Apple Store, or this whole "Pro Keyboards don't work fully on older systems" fracas, but we're starting to get the feeling that something's lacking in Apple's day-to-day routine-- be it communication, or discipline, or maybe enough caffeine to keep the guys in the trenches bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Web site slip-ups, in particular, seem to be all the rage these days.

Take, for example, the latest "oops" to issue forth from the folks running Apple's Tech Info Library. While we were too late to see it ourselves, faithful viewer James Ferguson tells us that the web lackeys accidentally posted an article explaining exactly how to bypass Mac OS 9's Multiple Users feature in the event that the administrator password gets lost. Visiting the URL now just produces a "Lotus Notes Exception - Entry not found in index" error, but we're told that even when it was publicly accessible, it was clearly labeled as meant for internal use only.

Even though that data was only made public for a short time, we have to assume that it's since been echoed in various places on the Web, just waiting for "interested parties" to dig it up. Which means that if you're relying on Multiple Users to prevent unauthorized access to your files, you should probably think about switching to Plan B. Then again, if you're paranoid enough to be worried about Apple's temporary leak of "How To Crack Multiple Users," you're probably also paranoid enough to be employing any number of other personal data security methods currently available-- in which case the point is moot anyway.

After this latest little web indiscretion, though, we wish we had the time and resources to hammer away at Apple's site twenty-four hours a day; we get the feeling that any number of interesting bits of information accidentally get posted, albeit temporarily, when they're supposed to be tucked safely behind the Silicon Curtain. Forget about Worker Bee posting trade secrets to a GeoCities account... the real dirt's all kicking around somewhere on apple.com. You just have to know where (and when) to look...

 
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The above scene was taken from the 9/5/00 episode:

September 5, 2000: The Keyboard Saga continues, as Apple outright cancels overseas orders for the Pro Keyboard. Meanwhile, someone accidentally posted instructions on how to bypass Mac OS 9's Multiple Users login at Apple's Tech Info Library, and Microsoft is ordered to pay $100 million in punitive damages for violating a Connecticut antitrust statute-- is this an omen of things to come?...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 2526: Night Of The Dead Keys II (9/5/00)   Apple's latest horror story just keeps getting scarier. Yesterday we horrified you all with chilling tales of how the four "special" keys on Apple's new Pro Keyboard hide a terrifying secret. An unsuspecting customer plugs that shiny new translucent slab into a two-month-old Mac, pops in an audio CD, presses the "Volume Up" key, and...

  • 2528: "That's No Moon..." (9/5/00)   Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, The Evil Empire reigned supreme-- though it faced resistance from a scrappy band of rebels known as the Justice Department. (And that just goes to show how scary Microsoft had become-- we're perfectly comfortable casting the U.S. government as the underdogs in this scenario.)...

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