Left Brain, Right Brain (10/5/00)
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It's been several weeks now since the first copies of the Mac OS X public beta sailed merrily into the hands of drooling Mac geeks jonesing for a lick. In that time frame, exactly 9,127 online installation logs, first impression reports, in-depth analyses, and ceaseless, ranting Dock critiques have sprouted up on the 'net like a particularly stubborn weed infestation. (Yes, we counted.) Too much of a good thing is wonderful, but too too much is, well, too much. If you're suffering the same overexposure we are, even if you're not using the beta, you're probably already sick to death of Mac OS X-- and version 1.0 won't even be out for probably another six months. What's a poor overdosing fool to do?

Fear not; we've cut through the chaff and found two insightful and intriguing Mac OS X reports that, when combined, provide a well-balanced view of the beta without requiring you to wade through thirty reports which consist almost entirely of stuff like "the Genie effect is kewl" and "my CD burner doesn't work, this beta sucks." First, to appeal to the left brain (commonly considered the seat of logic, reason, and rational thought), it's tough to beat Ars Technica's voluminous report. Author John Siracusa has posted insanely long and detailed technical studies of each Mac OS X build since Developer Preview 2, and his latest contribution is a staggering sixteen-page opus that can easily chew up an entire afternoon for the interested reader. In fact, it's almost too much to read in one sitting, but that's okay, since the article is also organized into bite-sized chunks on everything from QuickTime performance to overall stability. It's a supremely detailed, focused, and unbiased look at what works and what doesn't. Two big thumbs up from the left brain.

If all that strenuous logic and reason has your ears feeling a mite pointy and you can't seem to stop making V-shaped hand signals, nothing satisfies the right brain's craving for Mac OS X goodness like Steven Johnson's latest article in FEED. Faithful viewer Jens Baumeister forwarded us this wonderful bit of introspection, which centers on the emotional response that Mac OS X provokes, and ponders the ways in which operating system releases are today's cultural events echoing the album releases of the past. More to the point, Johnson considers the release of Mac OS X to the Mac community as a unifying and defining moment as significant as the release of the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band on June 1st of 1967. A stretch? Maybe-- but he makes some mighty compelling arguments, and it's a solid think piece that'll have you looking at Apple's upcoming operating system as far more than a collection of technical buzzwords, candy-colored widgets, and translucent shadow effects. And everyone knows that Uncle Steve is a rock star, right?

 
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The above scene was taken from the 10/5/00 episode:

October 5, 2000: Mike Dell's Steve-copying psychosis emerges yet again, this time in the form of another revenue warning. Meanwhile, two excellent articles on Mac OS X take very different approaches to finding the truth, and PC Magazine pits Apple's top Mac against a dual-processor 1 GHz Pentium III setup-- but something's fishy about their methodology...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 2592: Not Nearly So Disastrous (10/5/00)   Again! It happened again! Mike Dell's worship of All Things Steve has sunk to a new low-- by virtue of having sunk to an old low. Remember last year, when the normally-financially-overachieving Apple issued an earnings warning due to the scarceness of G4 processors?...

  • 2594: Showdown: Duelling Duals (10/5/00)   So were you a little suspicious with Apple's Mac-vs.-Wintel bake-off at last July's Macworld Expo keynote address? You know the routine; every time Apple introduces faster processors (or, in this case, two processors for the price of one) at one of these big shindigs, federal law mandates that Steve drag out one of Apple's top machines and run it side-by-side with whatever Wintel system happens to be the fastest at the moment...

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