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Official: No CEO by 1998 (12/18/97)
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Apple's Official Naysayer Katie Cotton has officially announced what we've all known for some time: that Apple's not going to name a new CEO by the end of the year. The announcement is at InfoWorld.

No one's surprised to hear that Apple won't magically produce a CEO in the next two weeks, especially given the fact that there are no serious candidates right now. But let's not discount the possibility of a Christmas miracle! After all, what image is more Christmassy than Steve Jobs waking up and running downstairs to discover a shiny new CEO under the tree?

And in that spirit, for those of you who haven't read it yet, make sure you check out David Pogue's terrific column, "It's a Wonderful Machine."

 
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The above scene was taken from the 12/18/97 episode:

December 18, 1997: (Sorry—this was before we started writing intro text for each episode!)

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 280: More on MS-Rhapsody? (12/18/97)   Reality just recently posted a neat little month-old tidbit that adds fuel to the rumors about Microsoft window-shopping for outside OSes (no pun intended). It seems that an Apple Road Show worker had been instructed by the higher-ups "not to confirm or deny Rhapsody's existence."...

  • 281: Back to School (12/18/97)   MacOS Rumors and other sites are discussing Apple's plan to push back into the educational market-- one of the two core markets (along with "content creation") identified by Steve Jobs as Apple's targets for the foreseeable future...

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