Playing To The Popcorn Set (3/11/02)
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Boy howdy, the menu just keeps on getting bigger! If you thought all you could get via Apple's online WebObjects-based purchasing system was Macs, think again; since it first started logging hits over four years ago, Apple has gradually mixed in a hearty selection of zesty software and lip-smackin' accessories to satisfy all but the biggest appetites. Now, when you order up a piping-hot made-to-order Power Mac (hold the SuperDrive), it's easy to round out your meal with a digital camera, a FireWire camcorder, a stack of software, and a color printer on the side. Yes, the Apple Store: it's not just for breakfast anymore. Keep that Pepto handy.

Still, until now the menu has been pretty solidly Mac-specific cuisine, and for obvious reasons. But the latest addition to the Apple Store's bill of fare has something of a more... continental flavor to it. Faithful viewer Tyson Evans points out that customers can now add a selection of DVD movies to their Apple Store orders, thus marking what appears to be Apple's tentative first step into the wild and woolly world of not-necessarily-Mac-related general merchandise. A quick scan of today's specials indicates that Apple Store patrons can now wolf down DVD copies of Bridget Jones's Diary, Ghost World, Moulin Rouge, Memento, Planet of the Apes (the remake), and-- for all of you who thought Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo-- Pearl Harbor. What, no Pixar selections?

We know, we know-- Apple is categorizing these movies as "software" and they're intended as digital content for use on DVD-enabled Macs, so it's not like the company is planning on becoming the next Amazon any time soon. Still, the fact of the matter is that these flicks aren't Mac software; they can be watched just as easily on a regular consumer DVD player. So how long will it be before Apple starts offering a few dozen music CDs on the premise that customers can rip them into iTunes and transfer them to their iPods? As we all know, from there it's a slippery slope down into the world of selling baby strollers and George Foreman Grills.

However, we'll jump off that bridge when Apple sets fire to it. In the meantime, the next time you're loading up on gear at the Apple Store, consider adding a movie or two to the mix. Surprisingly enough, the prices aren't half bad; compared to ordering up the same dishes at Amazon, Apple's movies are, at most, only 71 cents more expensive. And get this-- when last we checked, Moulin Rouge was actually four cents cheaper from Apple than from Amazon. Why, with the four cents you'd save, you could almost buy an after-dinner mint. Very refreshing.

 
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The above scene was taken from the 3/11/02 episode:

March 11, 2002: Turns out that the deck was stacked against the G4 in a major way as far as those SPEC benchmarks are concerned. Meanwhile, the Apple Store started selling DVD movies, even as shoppers killed for parking spaces at The Streets At Southpoint, the site of Apple's latest retail triumph...

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 3619: "No Supercomputer" THIS (3/11/02)   Sigh, we hate it when the rest of the industry can't stay in character. Look, people, we're the soap opera, right? So when an allegedly technically astute German computer magazine starts publicly lambasting Apple for calling the Power Mac G4 a "supercomputer" because its testing using the industry standard SPEC benchmarks reveals that, for floating point operations, a 1 GHz G4 processor is a total dog on quaaludes compared to even a relatively ancient 1 GHz Pentium III, our role is to bask in the drama, wring our hands, and milk it for all it's worth and then some...

  • 3621: Soggy Fans & Icky Parking (3/11/02)   So we're hearing mostly good things about this past weekend's grand opening of the Apple retail store at The Streets At Southpoint in Durham, North Carolina, which is music to our ears. We were worried that after 27 stores and a three-month break, Mac fans might not be so juiced as to line up early just to get into Yet Another Retail Store; after all, they all pretty much look the same, you know...

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