One Week: We Made It! (9/28/97)
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AtAT sends out hearty thanx to all of our faithful viewers who helped make our first week such a success! Special thanx go out to MacNN, MacCentral, MacMadness, and MacSurfer for linking to us and helping spread the word. And of course, extra-special thanx to our sponsor, Small Dog Electronics, for making this site possible.

We'd also like to thank our parents, the producers, the caterers, the Academy, several major and minor deities of multiple faiths, and Cuba Gooding Jr. Whoops, here comes the music-- we're about to get cut

 
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From the writer/creator of AtAT, a Pandemic Dad Joke taken WAYYYYYY too far

 

The above scene was taken from the 9/28/97 episode:

September 28, 1997: (Sorry—this was before we started writing intro text for each episode!)

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 30: Commercial Success? (9/28/97)   The Macintosh Conspiracy had a nice article that made some pretty accurate guesses as to what the new Apple ads are like. It predicted that since the ads were being aired during Toy Story, they most likely would focus on Apple's educational offerings, or the general strengths of the Apple brand, rather than any technical issues like Rhapsody...

  • 31: Cutting the Gordian Knot (9/28/97)   There is a very interesting story posted over at Apple Recon. It speculates on the manner in which POWERtools may be legally shipping those non-Apple-certified G3 boxes tomorrow. Cleverly, it appears that POWERtools (and one other cloner, according to RFI) may simply be buying Newer Technology's MAXpower Pro upgrade cards and installing them into their existing Apple-certified 604e boxes!...

  • 32: Deal Me In (9/28/97)   Macinsider has an article by an anonymous attendee of the internal Apple dealer meeting last Friday. We think it's worth reading, because it may reaffirm people's faith in Apple's support of the dealer channel...

Or view the entire episode as originally broadcast...

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